Summer Expectations vs Reality as told by Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
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Summer Expectations vs Reality as told by Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Because you're action-packed summer home from college doesn't always go as planned.

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Summer Expectations vs Reality as told by Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

Even before you went on summer break, you made a mental list of all the things you were going to/wanted to accomplish before heading back to school in the fall. But let's face it, things rarely end up living up to expectations.

1. Expectation: You're going to use the summer to start working out again and eating healthy

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Reality:

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2. Expectation: Getting a job and finally having extra money to blow

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Reality:

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3. Expectation: You and your friends can go out every week and party

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Reality:

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4. Expectation: An epic summer romance

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Reality:

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5. Expectation: You're going to reunite with all the friends from home you've lost touch with and meet a lot of new people


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Reality:

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6. Expectation: You're going to wake up early and be productive everyday

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Reality:

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Happy Summer 2015!

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