Dear NASA,
First, you took Planet Pluto away from us, now you've changed our zodiacs. What next? Tell us UFOs definitely aren't a thing?
In all seriousness, anyone else feels like their life was a lie up until now? I don't care what the zodiac says, I was, am and will continue to be a Gemini. Don't get me wrong, I think Taurus's are really cool people and your latest horoscope said you are making bank on the 27th, which I could totally use right about now, but I refuse to accept the fact that I'm no longer a Gemini.
Don't panic Scorpios, you're not an Ophiuchus in my eyes. While the astrology isn't how it use to be thousands of years ago, I encourage you to join me in the zodiac boycott. Am I in the denial stage of grief? Probably.
You know who has it worse than me? People who got their zodiacs tattooed on their bodies pre-NASA-ruining-our-lives. I hear removal is a painful process, RIP.
There is a plus to this travesty, however: my crush is now one of the compatible signs with Gemini.
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