In my opinion, there is no greater joke than a really great pun. Maybe it's just my love of words or my love of jokes, but nothing makes me laugh harder than a fantastic (or completely terrible) pun. The next time you need a belly-aching laugh this list should have you covered.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get this joke.

What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

That terrible moment when you're trying to be cheesy but everyone around you is laughtose intolerant.

When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo I just had to put my foot down.

Shake your head all you want, but I bet you laughed at least once.One last piece of advice...never trust trees; they're shady.