After living with white people for an extended period of time, my observations gave way to this comprehensive list on things white people like.

1. Cheese

There are so many cheeses. For many white people it's like a game of Pokemon (gotta catch'em all™), how many different ones can you find and eat? Pungent, soft, brittle, crumbly. So many different kinds to colonize.

2. Casseroles

Barbara and Heather of New Haven, Connecticut both made a casserole for their holiday party at work. They were both eaten with minimal leftovers, showing the wide appeal of casseroles among white people. Powering into the new year, casseroles are expected to remain a staple dish on the plates of white people.

3. Crocs

One of the most versatile pieces of footwear, white people love crocs for their accessibility, variety, and style. Guaranteed to spice up the blandest wardrobe, they make activities like berry picking, camping, and hiking a more cozy experience.

4. Diversity

Diversity is important. It means inclusion, freedom, equality, and more funding.

5. Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Nothing captures white humor like irony. This is the perfect chance for white people to show their humorous side.

6. Snow Sports

It's cold, it's snowy, it's white. If there's one thing white people are excellent at doing, it's inhabiting places they shouldn't. Mountains and snow offer the perfect place to challenge nature.

7. Guns

For white people, the argument on gun control is essentially white and black. Guns protect against bad people.

8. War

War means peace. Just don't ask them to fight one personally.

9. Christian Values

Jill hasn't gone to church in several years. She believes America's descent is due to declining Christian values.

10. The Past

Tom wishes he could experience life in the 50's. Mary wants to experience a party in the 1920's. Harold misses the traditional world that is slowly eroding. Things were just simpler in the past.

11. Snuggies

Blankets aren't reliable. You might find your legs are warm but your arms are cold. When you try and fix this by pulling up the blanket, your feet get cold. A snuggie was designed to fix this problem. White people can be comfortable in whatever environment they find themselves in.