10 Struggles A Basic White Girl Faces On Halloween
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10 Struggles A Basic White Girl Faces On Halloween

The struggles of a basic college white girl just trying to survive the Halloween weekend.

10 Struggles A Basic White Girl Faces On Halloween

It's that time of year again when every girl's inner VMA Miley Cyrus comes out for an epic and probably regretful Halloween weekend. However, in the mist of disgracing our families with exotic outfit choices, us basic white girls face many struggles during the holiday.

1. There is a secret "who's the hottest" battle between all girls.

2. Arriving at the party squad deep is a must.

3. Expectation

You got all your girls looking hot af and you're ready to take on the night.

4. Reality

But, you end up alone in the middle of street struggling to make it back home.

5. When someone says, "keg stand!"

I volunteer as tribute!

6. When you see the boy who deaded you.

Hey! You see how good I look...oh...guess not...okay...bye!

7. After a weekend of non-stop drinking you're one mistake away from death.

8. Still living it up no matter what.

9. When you see another squad dressed in the same costume.

It quickly becomes a war of "who wore it better" and, sadly, you lost.

10. Your excuse for everything is...

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