It's that time of year again when every girl's inner VMA Miley Cyrus comes out for an epic and probably regretful Halloween weekend. However, in the mist of disgracing our families with exotic outfit choices, us basic white girls face many struggles during the holiday.
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2. Arriving at the party squad deep is a must.
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3. Expectation
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You got all your girls looking hot af and you're ready to take on the night.
4. Reality
But, you end up alone in the middle of street struggling to make it back home.
5. When someone says, "keg stand!"
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I volunteer as tribute!
6. When you see the boy who deaded you.
Hey! You see how good I look...oh...guess not...okay...bye!
7. After a weekend of non-stop drinking you're one mistake away from death.
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8. Still living it up no matter what.
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9. When you see another squad dressed in the same costume.
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It quickly becomes a war of "who wore it better" and, sadly, you lost.
For those of you who aren't aware of this truly awesome day, Galentine’s Day was coined by superwoman Leslie Knope on Parks and Recreation.
