Since I think strange holidays are fun, and I already wrote one of these for June, I've decided that this is going to be a monthly thing. That way, you will never miss out on a strange holiday. Ever.
1. July 2: National "I Forgot" Day
Don't feel like doing something on July 2nd? No big deal, friends. You forgot..
2. Also July 2: World UFO Day
Think you just saw a plane? You didn't. It was a UFO.
3. July 3: Disobedience Day
Today is your day to just do you. Be a jerk.
4. July 4: National Country Music Day
This is not surprising at all, as this is also Independence Day, and nothing screams "MURICA" more than a song about a pickup truck and beer.
5. July 10: Teddy Bear Picnic Day
I really, really wish that I could tell you what this means. I think that this glorious day is for you to have a picnic with your teddy bears, you know, just in case you realize that you have no friends. If anyone questions your actions, show them this article. I'll defend your honor.
6. July 11: Cheer Up the Lonely Day
Gee, have you been feeling down lately? Let me know, and I'll cheer you up with bad puns and ugly selfies! Only today though. After July 11, we can't be friends anymore.
7. July 14: National Nude Day
This is actually kind of understandable since mid July is when the temperatures soar. Wear that birthday suit with pride.
8. July 15: Cow Appreciation Day
I'm lucky enough to live in farm country, so I can see and smell cows every day! For those of you who are just oh so unlucky, July 15 is your day to cow out. (That's supposed to be like pig out, but it's cows, so it's funny — I'm funny, right?)
9. July 18: National Caviar Day
Ever wanted to try caviar? Me neither. But if you're a weirdo, have some on July 18.
10. July 20: National Lollipop Day
Lollipops are really kinda gross when you think about them. I will celebrate this day by listening to "Lollipop" by Lil Wayne on repeat instead of licking a spit-covered sugar sphere.
11. July 26: All or Nothing Day
I'm thinking this day was meant to be inspirational, but all I can think about when I hear "All or Nothing" is the 2001 jam by O-Town.
12. July 27: Take Your Pants for a Walk Day
I mean, I think this technically will count if you just take a walk while wearing pants. You don't have to go out and buy a leash or anything.
13. July 29: National Lasagna Day
This is arguably one of the best strange holidays to ever exist. Just refer to me as Garfield for the day.
14. July 30: National Cheesecake Day
This is tied for National Lasagna Day. I'm just a half Irish, half Italian girl who loves carbs and cheese. Sue me. (Don't actually, I'm a poor college student.)
