As an avid lover of Bravo and reality television, I am utterly obsessed with Vanderpump Rules. If I have totally lost you already, then we probably wouldn't have much to talk about anyways. Reality TV is a gift from the entertainment gods and one of my favorite ways to tune out and relax. We all have our thing, okay?

Anyways, back to Vanderpump. These people literally get paid to get paid. Do you understand that? Will you ever reach that kind of success? Probably not. Stassi, Katie, Arianna, Tom, Tom, Jax and the rest of the crew work at celebrity housewife, Lisa Vanderpump's, many high scale restaurants. Their drama is so captivating and constant that they even got their own show. Over the years Stassi Schroeder has been a huge part of that drama and therefore the show. She isn't always everyone's favorite, but I'll always have a soft spot for her. Here are just a few of the reasons why you should too!

I mean this is me always, but especially right now. Listen to me when I tell you this is the greatest show on earth.

If this doesn't make you laugh then what is your sense of humor? You know you've dreamed of showing up to a restaurant and that girl is your waitress.

If you can't relate to this then you're lying.

Her honesty is inspiring. If you have ever skipped class and told your teacher it was for a health emergency then you may as well admit what you are.

The best reason to go to your frenemy's wedding. Stassi has such morally sound priorities how can you not relate??

When the guy next to you in class tries to talk to you about the superbowl as if you cared even a little bitty bit.

Standing behind your best friend's ex-almost-bae and motioning to her as she strikes up a conversation with him at the bar.

When bae ignores the passive-aggressive, argument inducing text you just sent him because he knows how petty you are.

And finally, Stassi definitely knows how it feels to put on your social pants, show up to a party, and immediately regret your decision. Girls, bye.