9 Stages of a Girls Night Out
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9 Stages of a Girls Night Out

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9 Stages of a Girls Night Out
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1. The nap

If this night is going to be anything like all the other nights, you need to rest up so you can keep up with the million shots your friends are going to force you to take.

2. The: "should I wear this?"

Figuring out what to wear is SOOOO difficult. You text everyone and their grandma trying to decide if "this looks OK".

3. The Meltdown

Decide that you look absolutely hideous and your friends are 10x hotter than you will ever be. Then change clothes for the 32nd time.

4.The pregame

Drink as much alcohol as physically possibly before the taxi/uber arrives – the more you drink at the pre-game, the less you have to spend on drinks. And who shows up to the party without having 4 shots in their system already? AM I RIGHT?!

5. The photo shoot

After hours of figuring out what to wear, and having a few drinks in you, you finally decide you look OK. Obviously you need to Instagram, snapchat, and facebook how fun you and your best friends are having.

6. The arrival

Walking into the first bar with your girls feeling like hot shit (but soon to be hot mess).

7. The hot mess experience

You're a few tequila shots and jack and cokes deep a few hours later. Would it even be considered a good night if you weren't out on the dance floor making a fool of yourself?

8. The stumble home

3am comes around and you're stumbling your words and over your own feet.

9. The hangover

Sure your night out was A-MA-ZING (from what you can remember) and the hangover sure proves it. All you can think about is what greasy food you will eat and TRY to keep down...

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