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The 9 Stages Of Being Single Your Senior Year Of College

As if graduating and figuring your life out wasn't hard enough.

Chandler Pacheco
Feb 02, 2016
University of Pikeville
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The 9 Stages Of Being Single Your Senior Year Of College
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If you're single and you're a senior, then you're probably all too familiar with these emotional stages.

1. Sad

No one loves me. All of my friends are going to end up finding their Prince Charmings and I'm going to have 1,100 cats...... If I die will anyone find my body? How do you cuddle 1,100 cats when you sleep?

2. Desperate

Someone at this bar has to think I'm cute. Whoa look at him! Is there enough cleavage showing to go hit on him? That creepy guy from work txt me....I could always see what he's doing...

3. Anger

Screw this I'm a beautiful woman, men are horrible, selfish, jerks who only think about one thing! I don't need that in my life!

4. Productive

I can't even have a guy in my life! I'm about to graduate from college! I'm going places! I have to move to get a real job, why would I start a relationship here when I have to leave anyway! Long distance isn't for me. Where are those job apps?

5. Hungry

Boys suck, I need 20 pounds of Half-Baked from Ben & Jerry's.

6. Questioning

What if it is my fault I'm not in a relationship? Maybe I'm not a princess and I won't find a Prince Charming? Maybe I just need to be ok with this. Am I too weird for guys? Am I not pretty enough to be in a relationship? Do my feet smell?

7. Acceptance

It's decided....instead of cats I'm getting a farm with 11 million dogs. Dogs will love me forever since obviously no man will ever love me. I've even started naming them, Bear, Nemo, Flynn Rider, Aladdin, Charming, Eric, Naveen..... that's all of the princes from Disney right? Oh well there's about 10 million more to think off.

8. Sad (Again)

Just let me be sad! No one will ever love me! Adele and T-Swift just speak to me right now! Where is my WINE?

9. Drunk

Girls night?! Because vodka and tequila sound like my best friends right about now! Screw boys the only men I need in my life are Jack, Jim and José.

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