Name: Ryan Vasicek
Major/Minor: Journalism/ Business
House: Lambda Chi Alpha
Favorite Drink: Whiskey Coke
Favorite Pick Up Line: “So… How much do you hate your dad?”
Favorite Bar: Candy
The Way to my heart? Depends on which way you enter I guess, but I would recommend through the chest cavity with a scalpel.
Celebrity Crush (male): Kim Jong Un, I feel like I can change him
Celebrity Crush (female): Hmm… Bruce Jenner I guess?
If I died tomorrow I'd want to: Be resuscitated, please.
You can always find me at: the union bookstore, being a vigilante of the campus and telling freshman to stop buying all of their damn books here
I live by the words: “Opinions are like a penis… Men really enjoy having them, but we’d really appreciate if women would stop ignoring them.”
Some people tell me I'm: Whipped
But really I'm: Just trying to make sure I get to have sex again.