St. Patrick's Day in Five points is probably as much of a tradition here as jumping up and down to Sandstorm during football season. So who better to sum up how the day will most likely go then our favorite tag team Serena and the Queen B herself?

When you find the perfect green outfit for the big day.

When you realize some freshman is wearing the same green shirt and may even look better.

When someone tries to talk to you about what went down on spring break.

When you realize there is such a thing as a foot-long corndog.

After your first first drink.

After your fourth drink.

When you're trying to get a free drink from the bartender.

Trying to make eye contact with the lead singer of the band.

When you are finally reunited with your best friend since you somehow became separated all day.

And reading your bank statement the day after.