As a commuter this year, I do not want to have to get to campus before seven every single morning to try to find a spot when my class starts at 9:45.
Parking is horrendous, and there are a plethora of things I would rather do than try to find parking on USM's campus
2. Scrub the big eagle statue on the front of campus till it is squeaky clean
3. Hit my pinky toe on every singly piece of furniture in my apartment
4. Overdraw my bank account
5. Have food in my teeth when I'm talking to someone
6. Undergo surgery without anesthesia
7. Break all the bones in my body
8. Have Gordon Ramsay teach me how to cook
9. Exist in a world where ice cream doesn't exist
10. Fall off my skateboard and get road rash
11. Have a poison ivy rash all over my body
12. Navigate a four lane roundabout
13. Wait at the DMV
14. Go to Walmart on Black Friday
15. Accidentally call a professor "mom"
16. Listen to country music exclusively
18. Tell a joke that no one thinks is funny but they give you a sympathy laugh anyway
19. Pluck my eyelashes out one by one
20. Put my hands into molten lava
Now, I love my Southern Miss, so take what I say as it was intended: to be a joke. But seriously, parking management, please get on this. Thanks!
Sincerely,
I'm tired of getting up three and a half hours before my class
