Boyyyyyyyyyyyys, let's play a game called "you bring me food, and I eat it."
Little do guys know that our dream is simple: to eat and not get fat (but as soon as we work out, we eat again... so that's working out). I mean, to be honest, I'm just a girl staring at a salad, asking it (more like begging it) to be a donut.
Also, there is no "we" in fries, so back up.
Here are a few moments we've had with food that my sisters kindly donated to this article!
1. Why hug a boy when you can hug a pizza?
2. "I can motivate myself to eat a lot of food" aka, "Who needs boys when we can just eat a lot of food?"
3. Our Sorority has a Philanthropy event called Pi Burger Phry... where we literally eat food.
This philanthropy benefits the First Book Foundation for Literacy. Again, boys can come... but it's all about the food and encouraging active reading habits.
4. Diana is a great representative of an independent woman that truly understands this concept.
5. Even at Lollapalooza, burgers are definitely better than boys.
6. Notice how the caption is "nugs", not "boys."
7. Food doesn't judge you.
8. Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions... it simply understands.
9. How do I like my eggs? Uhmmmm.... in a cake.
10. Ice cream will never leave you on "read."
11. Who needs a couple's costume when you can just be a weenie yourself?
12. This picture is obviously to showcase Hannah inhaling the pizza, not the judgemental boy...
13. Wait for the boy who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant.
14. Boys can be stressful and yep, stressed spelled backwards is.... desserts.
Overall, the moral of the story is that you can count on food and your sisters. That's all that matters.