Take this moment to think about all the words and descriptors that are a part of your everyday vocabulary. I don't care how many next-level english classes you've taken in your college career, there simply is not a word for everything. Here in the 21st century, we have taken the liberty of inventing our own words to express how we feel, such as "hangry" to express when we feel both hunger and anger.
So without further ado here is a list of five made up adjectives that pair words together, so you can really let people know how you feel:
1. Ugnnoying (ugly & annoying)
Adjective
Definition: causing irritation and/or annoyance while also being repulsive in appearance.
Example: "This boy sits in front of me in Chem 110 and he raises his hand every five seconds and literally never showers, he is so ugnnoying."
This beautiful adjective comes in handy when describing those particular folks who are simply the perfect combination of unattractive, and irritating! From now on, there is no longer a need to beat around the bush when gossiping about the people who annoy the crap out of you and are equally painful to look at. Sorry, boy from Chem 110, it's not your fault you're so ugnnoying.
2. Fatired (fat & tired)
Adjective
Definition: possessing a large/exorbitant amount of flesh while experiencing sleepiness and fatigue.
Example: "Stacy I can't believe you ate the whole bag of cheese puffs, a liter of Coca-cola, and that grilled cheese sandwich. You're going to be so fatired when you stand up."
A distant cousin to the word "fatigue," fatired relates to the individual who is not only tired but looks and/or feels overweight. The cause of this revolting sensation typically comes from overeating, sugary beverages, and an extreme lack of cardio. Also, incessant Netflix binging occurring on your family room sectional purchased from Restoration Hardware doesn't do much to cure your level of fatired.
3. Crussential (cruel & essential)
Adjective
Definition: willfully causing pain or suffering to others but for a reason that is extremely important.
Example: "Rachel, please burn that crop top from 2005, it is crussential that it is no longer a part of your wardrobe anymore. Actually, I'm going to burn it myself, but only out of love."
Crussential is the perfect descriptor when it comes to discussing matters that require telling someone a piece of information that might hurt their feelings. Though their heart might end up a little stung once they hear the news, in the long run the info was essential to their state of health and well-being. Rachel, we know that crop top was your favorite one to wear to basement parties your junior year of high school, but now is the time to let go.
4. Shopaque (sheer & opaque)
Adjective
Definition: The ultimate combination of something that is visually not transparent and transparent at the same time.
Example: "Is his shirt see through? Is that a belly button? I can't tell if I can see it or not, clearly his shirt is shopaque."
Shopaque has been a useful term that has been missing from Miss J's America's Next Top Model vocabulary for quite some time now. For all the extremely questionable fabrics we see with the naked eye every day, sometimes you truly cannot find the right word for that article of clothing that is borderline see-through, but is also a solid color. So go ahead and rock your questionable shopaque leggings! Maybe I'll be able to see your underwear, maybe I won't.
5. Grean (greasy & clean)
Adjective
Definition: resembling an oily substance while also maintaining a sanitary appearance.
Example: Ugh my hair is feeling really grean right now, should I shower before dinner? Never mind I'll just put a hat on. Nobody will notice.
This word is particularly useful for those who frequent the gym, and have a very conflicting shower schedule. For the population that enjoys a morning shower, the after-class workout can put you in a rut when you have to determine your next shower. You showered this morning, but you also were just sweating for an hour, but your hair would look perfectly fine with a little dry shampoo. Feeling grean, you settle for a quick Ke$ha shower, which consists of walking through a mist of perfume and changing your socks.
