When it comes to jokes, there are many different kinds. There are clever ones, sick ones, sexual ones, racist ones, knock-knock ones, corny ones, etc. I'm here to give a list of a few corny ones to say the least. Think of your favorite soda, and if you don't drink it, think of the different kinds or brands of soda! Ever notice they can be the punchline of a joke or riddle?
Here are 12 jokes or questions about sodas...
WARNING: THESE JOKES ARE ABSOLUTELY 'POPPING'
1) Which soda went to medical school?
-DR. PEPPER
2) Which soda could be known for being a landmark?
-MOUNTAIN DEW
3) Which soda is known for its heavy carnage and destruction?
-CRUSH
4) Which soda sounds (when pronounced), like it would be a body of water?
-PEPSI (PEP SEA)
5) Which soda sounds like a deceiving health plan drug?
-DIET COKE
6) Which soda is known for avoiding death, in other words, never ending up six feet under?
-7 UP
7) Which soda sounds (when pronounced), like ultraviolet rays hitting a set of lips?
-SUNKIST
8) Which soda is known for being mistaken as an alcoholic beverage?
-ROOT BEER
9) Which soda is known for evening the odds?
-50/50
10) Which soda sounds like it could be the nickname of a youngster or a midget?
-SQUIRT
11) Which soda is known for its favorite tv show being, "The King of Queens?"
-RC (Royal Crown)
12) Which soda sounds like an army location getting rained upon?
-SIERRA MIST
After reading these, I have a question for you, Sod-ya think?