Warning: These were inspired under the influence of "no-REM."

Twas the Night Before Midterms (Originally, "Twas the Night Before Christmas" by Clement Clarke Moore and Lisbeth Zwerger)

When all through the dorms all the creatures were studying, even the mouse; the psets were rewritten with care, in hopes that the professor would hit 'em with an A. The children were nestled up in the dining hall, while visions of physics equations danced in their heads; and mama in her kerchief, a Skype call away; when out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my seat to see what was the matter - Study Break!

Me And My Nap (Originally, "The Cat In The Hat" by Dr. Seuss)

Then our RCA came in

And she said to us two,

"Did you have any fun?

Tell me. What did you do?"

And ____ and I did not know what to say.

Should we tell her

The things that went on there that day?

*ahem* scandalous lawn parties anyone?

Just kidding, all I did was power nap.

The Street Not Taken (Originally, "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost)

Two roads diverged in the Orange Bubble,

And sorry I could not travel both

And be one traveler, long I stood

And looked down The Street as far as I could

To where it bent near the Woody Woo Fountain;

Then took the other, as just as fair,

And having perhaps the better claim,

Because it was fluffy as all beds should be.