1. The coffee is terrible.

That specialty Kona blend definitely does not taste like the smooth rich cup of coffee you want in the morning.

2. The sea turtles in the water sometimes block your path.

Those darn sea turtles! You had such a great view of the sand, and now, there’s a momma turtle and a baby turtle gliding over the patch of sand you were going to take a picture of. Too bad.

3. The food is not special at all.

Yeah, those malasadas, coconut shrimp orders, and poke bowls really suck – not to mention that taro ice cream and coconut pudding. Not even close.

Here are some more pictures to show you how much the food is just NOT good:

4. There is no culture whatsoever.

Hula dancing is not graceful in any way and the whole lei thing? It’s definitely not symbolic of anything important, and neither is it aesthetically pleasing.

5. The view is not appealing.

Your view is always blocked by mountains or palm trees, and there is no good view of the sunset, especially when you’re standing on the beach.

6. The language is annoying.

All this aloha nonsense got my head all confused, and the subtle Hawaiian words and definitions on the sidewalks didn’t help me at all.

I'm sure you really don't want to visit Hawaii now!