1. You always have a clever retort for unnecessary questions like "what's you're costume supposed to be?".
2. You may have what others would like to call an unhealthy obsession with crime, specifically murder.
Watching every episode of every crime show, as well as researching murder cases is fascinating to you, but not everyone understands why you love it.
3. You let people know who they should be afraid of: YOU.
You are not to be messed with and you make that extremely clear from the beginning. You usually show that you are not to be trifled with with your resting bitch face.
4. People tend not to explain their problems to you because you are not apathetic.
And you are happy that people are not constantly venting their problems to you, you have much more important things to be doing with your time.
5. You're used to people wondering why you dress in all black all the time.
Black looks good with everything and it will never go out of style. You will never apologize or think twice about this life choice.
6. Your quick wit is unrivaled.
Again, your quick wit may get you in trouble sometimes, but nothing beats the look on someone's face when you destroy them with a flawless one liner.
7. You know how to make a deal when someone wants you to do something that you don't want to do.
You won't do things for nothing, so you've figured out full proof ways of getting something in return for menial tasks.
8. People think that you're shy because you don't talk much, but you just don't enjoy the company of others too often.
Spending time in your room away from other people is the best way to spend your time. Sometimes, you just don't want to be around other people and everyone misinterprets this.
9. And finally, your resting bitch face makes it almost impossible to make a smile look natural.
I'm not angry, it's just my face. But now that you brought it up I am angry. Smiling just does not come naturally to you.
Wednesday Addams is a fierce and smart girl who's not afraid to say exactly what she wants. If you relate to her at all you should be proud, I know I am.
