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13 Signs You Might Be The Pickiest Eater In The World

Because the only difference between your diet and a toddler's is the alcohol at frat parties.

Nikki Borgel
Aug 15, 2017
Susquehanna University
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13 Signs You Might Be The Pickiest Eater In The World
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Everyone knows being an adult is hard. It's even harder when you live in constant fear of not being able to find anything you want to eat. "Adult" food just freaks you out, and you literally have no time for it. Meal time comes with a set of rules that need to be followed or you'll end up starving. Sound familiar? Here are 13 signs that you just might be the pickiest eater alive.

1. Your Food Can't Touch... Ever

If I could eat off high school lunch trays with separate compartments every day, I would.

2. The Only Pizza Topping You Like Is Cheese

I know it says I can pick three toppings, but I really don't want any. Honestly.

3. If It Doesn't Smell Good, You Aren't Going To Taste It

OK, I know you say it tastes good, but have you smelled it?

4. The Same Goes For If It Looks Funny

I don't think it looked like that last time I ate it, so I'm not eating it this time.

5. Mac And Cheese Means Everything To You

It's so basic, so simple and so GOOD.

6. You Have A Favorite Beverage And Never Drink Anything Else

I drink nothing but water and apple juice and strongly prefer if my alcohol tastes the same.

7. Green Things Have No Place In Your Diet

It's not that I have anything against the color green, but like, have you ever really enjoyed a vegetable?

8. Chicken Nuggets Are Your Go To

But they have to be the right brand! (Unless they're shaped like dinosaurs. Those are always right.)

9. Only Certain People Can Prepare Your Food

My mom just can't make some things like my dad and I can.

10. The Texture Can Make Or Break A Food

To be honest, I've never really tasted lettuce because I couldn't get past the feeling of eating leaves.

11. Your Friends Love Teasing You

Whether that means mixing all their food together to torment you or just loudly enjoying the nastiest thing you can ever imagine eating, they never let you live down the fact that you're the pickiest eater at the table.

12. Eating Out Stresses You Out

I'm anxiously waiting for the day my date takes me to a restaurant where I'm disgusted by literally everything on the menu and have to find a way out.

13. You Have The Exact Same Diet As The Kids You Babysit

Because the only difference between your diet and a toddler's is the alcohol at frat parties.

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