This mysterious creature can be found everywhere and can be anyone. He could be your best friend and you would not even know it. He preys on the trusting and friendly girls and can only be spotted by the mate he is trying to score with. Even then, most of the time they go undetected. We let these creatures venture around while we're completely oblivious to what lies behind their smooth talking and good looks. Hopefully, these signs will help you identify them more often.
Urban Dictionary defines this term as:
1. Has multiple girls.
Not only is he sleeping with you, but he has multiple other chicks on the side that are available to him; you could be second on his list and not even know.
2. Doesn’t ask for your number.
He seems to not be interested in having your number and contacts you by other means, such as sliding into your DMs or Snapchat.
3. Only contacts you for sex.
Whenever these creatures do slide into your DMs it starts off with an innocent, "hey." But don’t be fooled, in the end somehow you will have agreed to pay for a hotel room complete with room service and a side of sex.
4. Lies to sleep with you.
When you first met, he was a smooth-talker and basically said anything to get in your pants, most of which were lies. He most likely has a playbook with lines he uses on every girl he approaches.
5. Likes to play games.
He seems to not be direct in his efforts after the first contact with him is over. After that, he plays a lot of mind games with you; unless he wants sex from you, in which case he will just be blunt about it and ask directly.
6. Doesn’t text you when the sun is out.
These creatures are nocturnal in nature it seems. They seem to never contact you during the day because they only have their real power at night.
7. Never wants you around his friends.
He will never introduce you to his friends or want his friends to have anything to do with you. Most of the time they know of this "hot chick" that he has his claws in but nothing else about you.
8. Keeps “us” a secret.
Doesn’t want anyone you know or he knows to know about your “relationship” (to put it loosely) and may have told you not to tell anyone for one reason or another.
9. Believes in serial dating.
He believes in a thing where talking and sleeping with multiple girls is okay and later gets praised for it most of the time by their fellow boi’s.
10. Doesn’t take you on a real date.
Never once has he asked you to go on a real date or has done anything sweet for you at all. The only good things he has done for you are paid for your drinks (on occasions) and been a good “cuddle buddy.”
11. Netflix and Chill Date = Sex.
WARNING! CAUTION! When a guy of this nature invites you over for a "Netflix and chill" date, that is code for, "nothing else was going on tonight and I want to have sex without trying too hard."
12. Seems to always want to drink with you.
Whenever you guys do hang out there is always alcohol involved. That is his weapon to get you more opened to sexual relations with him. You already know that sex is the end result of hanging out, but alcohol makes it easier.
13. Talks about how hot other girls are around you.
He talks about how this girl he works with on Wednesdays is so hot and he would bang the shit out of her if he could... then he tries to kiss you. Nevertheless, us girls give into them anyways, even after these rude statements made directly to us.
14. Talks about how your friends are hotter.
He seems to like your friends more than you at this point, considering he won’t stop calling your one friend, “the hot friend.” But he defuses the problem by giving you that smirk that sends chills down your spine.
15. Asks for Snapchat “pictures”.
Snapchat conversations always end with him asking you to send a scandalous picture to him because that’s the only way he will keep talking to you.
These are only a few of the many signs this creature shows and uses to get laid. Somehow, they work and we as girls have false hope that they will change and we will be the exception. But there are rarely any exceptions to the rules of a F**kboi. Please look out for these signs and when you notice them, stop all connections with him and move on because he is just not worth it.
