The Astrology Signs As Characters From "Broad City"
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The Astrology Signs As Characters From "Broad City"

If you haven't started this show, you probably should.

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The Astrology Signs As Characters From "Broad City"
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I love articles that assign zodiac signs to fictional characters. They take characters that are already ~relatable~ and make them EVEN MORE relatable. I don't know about you, but I've been watching a lot of "Broad City" recently. It's probably one of the more inappropriate shows on Hulu, and I love it. If you haven't seen it, you should binge it now. Ahead, here are the reoccurring characters if they were given zodiac signs.

Abbi Abrams - Virgo (August 23rd-September 22nd)

Abbi is one of the main characters in "Broad City". She's probably the most subdued character, especially when you compare her to Ilana. She's the yin to Ilana's yang. She's very practical and likes order. Virgos can be considered perfectionists and detail-oriented people. They tend to have a keen intellect.

Ilana Wexler - Sagittarius (November 22nd-December 21st)

Ilana is the most free-spirited character on the show. She does whatever she wants and she loves freedom. Sagittariuses don't like to be tied down. They want to be free to do whatever their heart desires, no matter what everyone else thinks. Sagittarius people are broad-minded, rebellious, and freedom-seeking.

Lincoln Rice - Pisces (February 19th-March 20th)

Pisces people are emotional, like Lincoln. He catches feelings for Ilana very early on in the series. Pisces love to take care of people, which is something that Lincoln tries to do throughout the show. Pisces are smart, just like Lincoln. Lincoln has a real job as a dentist, so he's a pretty intelligent character

"Val" (Abbi Abrams' alter-ego) - Leo (July 21st-July 22nd)

When Abbi gets black-out drunk, she turns into Val, a local celebrity at an old-timey bar. Unlike the regular Abbi, Val is friends with everyone and loves being the center of attention, just like a Leo!

Trey Pucker - Libra (September 23rd-October 22nd)

Trey is Abbi's boss at Soulstice, and is very concerned about everyone's opinion of him. Libras are generally very good-natured people, and Trey is no exception. He likes rules and respects authority, even though he's Abbi's superior.

Matt Bevers - Cancer (June 21st-July 22nd)

Matty is Abbi's roommate's boyfriend. You never see Abbi's actual roommate, but Bevers is always at Abbi's apartment. Cancers have a reputation for wanting to be cared for. Bevers is pretty helpless as a character and depends on Abbi quite a bit.

Jamié Castro - Leo (July 23rd-August 22nd)

Jamié is Ilana's gay roommate that becomes a U.S. citizen in season two. He's very loud and commands the attention of everyone in the room. Not only that, but he's also an incredibly loyal friend to Ilana. Leos are known for being loyal, and he really exemplifies this.

Jeremy Santos - Taurus (April 20th-May 20th)

Taurus people have a taste for the finer things in life. Jeremy brews his own beer and has a very picturesque apartment. He gives off a very outdoors-y vibe, just like most Tauruses!

Todd - Cancer (June 21st-July 22nd)

Todd is Ilana's boss at the internet startup "Deals Deals Deals!". He's a huge pushover for most of the show. Ilana does pretty much nothing at work but still doesn't get fired for a while. Todd is usually too nervous to express his emotions, just like Cancers usually are!

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