"Don't you wanna be my main chick?"

"Got two of my bitches in the club, and I know they know about each other."

"I'm boyfriend number two, cause the first one he don't know what to do."

In the midst of looking for a few lines of lyrics about side chicks and main chicks, I came across the advertisement, "How to maintain your side chick."

This topic actually makes me very mad. I don't understand how our generation become the one to glorify cheating, or being un faithful in a relationship. I'm focusing on people who are glorifying this lifestyle, like how these songs have. So in case you're looking for some reasons, here are 5 reasons you "should" be a side chick!

*major sarcasm ahead*

1. You know you can trust him.

Since he can keep you guys a secret, he must be trustworthy. If he leaves his main chick to be with you, you know he will be loyal to only you.

2.You're not the one he's lying to!

Again, you can trust him! No defining feelings or anything. Plus, it's his main chicks feelings and trust he is destroying, not yours!

3.There's never going to be a breakup

Because youre not actually even dating, how great is that? No worries about the awkwardness of seeing them in public again, or even feeling remotely hurt. Because all you wanted from this was sex, right?

4. You don't have to pretend to be interested in anything they say.

Because neither of you are in this for the feelings, and he doesn't care what you have to say either, nor does he have to pretend to either!

5. You're always first choice.

No you're not. And neither is his "main chick." If someone can be with two or more people at once, and feel no remorse, there is an issue larger than yours at hand. if you are comfortable with mentally destroying another woman's trust, then you should probably look into being a side chick.