1.) Colors: How does everyone see colors? Like, do we all think that blue looks like blue the way that I see it, or is blue to me red to someone else or vice versa?

2.) Colors (continued): Just the fact that you cannot describe what a color looks like without giving an example of something that is that same color or an emotion that is commonly associated with that color.

3.) You can only kiss yourself on the lips if you kiss yourself in the mirror.

4.) What color is a mirror? Is It all colors or no color or...?

5.) You can't ever "wash your hands". It's always just one hand washing the other hand. Right?

6.) How did languages ever come to be? I mean like how does one come up with a language firstly and why are there so many?

7.) Space: It's huge which is intimidating to start. Then you got stars and planets and black holes. Much of which I don't understand anything of it.

8.) The Ocean: It also is huge. Also intimidating. It also has sharks. Sharks are scary. Yet I'm told that cows are somehow responsible for more human deaths each year than sharks.

9.) Cows: Should I be more scared of you guys now?

10.) Nothing rhymes with orange, which sucks.

11.) Why anyone would ever knowing and willingly go "out for a run"? Also, what is a "runner's high"?

12.) What exactly is a Haiku?

13.) Why my father, the most introverted and possibly awkward person I know, ever agreed to dress up as Donald Duck for Halloween 9 years ago?

14.) How does the the human brain ignore the second "the"? Yea, I just got all of you.

15.) How long have I been in the shower?

16.) This water is hot.

I should probably get out.

Oh, that's a Haiku.