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13 Twitter Shower Thoughts That Will Flood Your Mind With Questions

The shower really does get your gears turning.

Eeman Z. Uddin

Feb 14, 2019

Alpharetta, Georgia

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Ever have those moments where you can feel the warm water tap at your back and make you forget that you have an upcoming exam you have to study for? Or when the warm shower fog damps out your fears and disappointments in school and life. It is in these moments that the most genius ideas hit you. They come at you so fast that it's hard to keep track of. No worries, we got some of them written down for you; maybe it'll spark a similar moment for you.

1. Clean or dirty?

Technically, doesn't that also mean that any new clothes you wear gets dirty?

2. Umm...interesting perspective?

Maybe when we get those feelings that we’re being watched, it’s because our future selves are looking back at that moment as a memory.
— Shower Thoughts (@Shower Thoughts) 1549502476.0

3. What day is it really?

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since… https://t.co/lLHi6HhlbO
— Chauncy Smart (@Chauncy Smart) 1523382501.0

Who's behind it?

4. Old replaced with the new

If the oldest person on earth is 116 years old then that means 117 years ago there was an entirely different set of humans on earth.
— 𝒮𝒶𝓂.🌙 (@𝒮𝒶𝓂.🌙) 1445793507.0

That means literally everyone died around that time and was replaced by a younger population.

5. Honestly, they should've known better.

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. How ironic. #Showerthoughts
— Showerthoughts (@Showerthoughts) 1537302605.0

6. We're spicing it up here in the 21st century.

We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime.
— Matt Crowley (@Matt Crowley) 1436911569.0

They lived a bland life. Imagine if we could travel and give them one dorito. We would be in the books!

7. You're living 80 miliseconds in the past.

It takes our brains 80 milliseconds to process information, so we are technically living in the past.
— Akhlaq Ahmed (@Akhlaq Ahmed) 1494181392.0

8. Who was the first?

@loneIytom Who was brave enough to pet the first cat ?
— we need january music Nikki (@we need january music Nikki) 1523401509.0

Fiiinne, Ill let you in on the secret...it was my great great great great great great great grandmother.

9. In loving memory of that burrito...

Farts are simply the ghosts of things we eat #showerthoughts 🛀
— Joseph Ben-Obasa (@Joseph Ben-Obasa) 1537294135.0

10. Is your blue the same as my blue?

@loneIytom How do we know we all see the same colours??? What if my green is green to be but blue to you but you still know it as green🧐
— josè (@josè) 1523464272.0

Is it truly in the eyes of the beholder?

11. Someone got real creative

"Why's sand called sand?" "Cause it's in between the sea and the land." I'll never forget how much this spun me
— mrs X (@mrs X) 1494466782.0

12. How would that work?

There is probably a couple of scam email bots are out there stuck in an endless loop of trying to rip each other off. #showerthoughts
— Skyler (@Skyler) 1548882115.0

13. TP'ing just tool a whole new turn

TP'ing a tree is like decorating a pig with bacon #showerthoughts
— Skyler (@Skyler) 1548887173.0

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13 Twitter Shower Thoughts That Will Flood Your Mind With Questions

The shower really does get your gears turning.

1. Clean or dirty?

2. Umm...interesting perspective?

3. What day is it really?

4. Old replaced with the new

5. Honestly, they should've known better.

6. We're spicing it up here in the 21st century.

7. You're living 80 miliseconds in the past.

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9. In loving memory of that burrito...

10. Is your blue the same as my blue?

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13. TP'ing just tool a whole new turn

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

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Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

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All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

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Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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18. How to be creative.

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