1. He's is a wonderful and enthusiastic public speaker. 

His very humble brags about the progress our country is making just last week, saying "I don't believe there has been any administration in the history of this country that has done more in two years -- and we're not even up to two years yet -- than our administration," that drew audible laughter from the rest of those in attendance at the UN Summit is also a favorite, and a true testament to the godliness of our president. Best of all, Donald Trump was the epitome of articulate with his commentary regarding America's immigration policy, asking the tough questions, "why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?"

Honestly, I don't think America has ever witnessed a more educated and informed president take on the center stage of America.

2. He is well-informed and intelligent.

From his belief in climate change to his understanding of how nuclear war, FBI intelligence, and Twitter work, have we truly ever had such an intelligent and qualified president? Being quoted commenting on how he ..."thought [being president] would be easier," we see how much preparation he put into his run for office. With his Ivy League education (with a degree in finance and experience in real estate... super helpful when you're the president of a nation, obviously), Trump has explained that the U.S. military could not keep up with the tremendous "cost and disruption" that having transgender individuals in the military would accrue, explained how the damage to Puerto Rico by hurricane Maria "... [threw] our budget a little out of whack," and reminded us that "...negative press covfefe" cannot stop his rise to ultimate power. So respectable, the way he is able to interpret information and make it understandable to the average American.

3. His record with international affairs is unbeatable.

"There was no collusion. Everyone knows there was no collusion," he commented on possible collusion with Russia. Also on Russia, "Russia will have much greater respect for our country when I am leading it than when other people have led it...If Putin likes Donald Trump, I consider that an asset, not a liability, because we have a horrible relationship with Russia." His obviously budding relationship with North Korea is also undeniable. "Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me 'old,' when I would NEVER call him 'short and fat?'

Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!" is a true testimonial to the positive shift our country is taking with foreign relations, and this statement solidifies it further, "North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the 'Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.' Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!"

4. He loves and respects women.

"Grab her by the pussy" is one of the most eloquent sentences ever recorded—truly, poetic. Not to mention his very long and in-depth commentary on the criticism that he received for this previous statements about women: "I have tremendous respect for women." He proved his love of women when he said no one would vote for Carly Fiorina because of her... face... saying, "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that?" Yes, Trump loves and respects women, especially his loving wife, who he has cheated on, separated from, and (doesn't) share a bedroom with.

5. He is so freaking handsome. 

Who DOESN'T love that tall, orange, toupeed man? With his bulging beer-belly, his flapping cheeks, floppy jowl, deep wrinkles, and naturally blond hair? And who can forget his "not small" hands?