It's finally here, the hype is real.
Freshman's first night out; sort of a big deal.
We all get ready to have a whirl.
And pray to God that we won't hurl.
Grab your gals, to the frats you go.
Your friend is making out with her ex, oh no!
Take a poll, maybe three or four.
Congratulations, you're no longer a bore!
Dancing on tables is a common sight,
As well as getting a pizza at the end of the night.
Snap stories go on for hours to show you're having a good time.
A thousand pics are taken 'cause you are in your prime.
Some girls will be crying like it's the end of the world.
The parties are so hot you're hair is no longer curled.
Aside from all the negatives, you still had fun.
And praise Jesus, this Shark night wasn't your last one.
