Have you ever wondered what the color guard says behind the scenes? Well, look no further!

1. "Your hair is the boss level."

—Said after finally, making a sock bun with the girl who has the thickest and bumpiest hair the world has ever seen. (That girl is me)

2. "I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE STUNG!"

— She said, allergic to bees and already swelling up, refusing to leave.

3. "Cardio time."

It's the bane of our existence.

4. "If you don't smile I'll stab you."

— Said in the middle of the show.

5. "Why are they so much better than us?"

"Genetics."

"Yeah that makes sense."

Us trying to console our talent-less selves.

6. "Haha remember when we all had a nervous breakdown and I had a panic attack and she threw up and she almost had a seizure."

— Said about our unhealthy coping mechanisms.

7. "Guys check out this bruise I got."

— Said when the bruise is the size and color of a rotten grapefruit.

8. "I swear to God if we have to run this again I'll kill myself."

— Says literally everyone.

9. "You better practice or else."

"Or else what?"

"I'll cry."

The captain cries a lot.

10. "You can't we have practice."

— Said every time someone wants to do something fun.

11. "We have to look like drag queens."

— Said regarding our makeup.

12. "BREATHE."

— Said when we're literally panting during the show.

13. "Band camp!"

"UGGGGGGGGGGH."

A truth

14. "Honey?!"

"WHERE'S MY GLOVES AND SABRE?!"

— Everyone again, an inside joke.

15. "What if you whipped so hard you dislocated your shoulder."

They then proceeded to try for an hour.

16. "You should get injured, you'll get so much tea."

Our coach gossips to literally anyone close to her.

17. "I wonder what it's like to have a free Friday night."

Friday night football games suck.

18. "Make that macarena sexy as hell."

Something that should not be said.