The thing about Serbian Women is...
1. Her wardrobe consists of the the color black
2. She talks super loud but she's not yelling
3. She always talks with her hands
4. She thinks it's a HUGE turnoff if you can't kolo
5. She has a liver of a champ. I promise you she can outdrink you and friends… combined
6. If you piss her off she is not afraid to leave you and find another man
7. Her attitude can change within 2.5 seconds
8. She knows if you cannot drink with her family, you guys cannot be together
9. "Do not underestimate how many cevaps she can eat." She can eat like there's no tomorrow
10. She cannot sit on the floor because then her ovaries will freeze and she won't be able to have children
11. Her name ends in an "A"
12. She can't leave the house with wet hair because promaja
13. She went to Serbian school
14. She loves bread
15. She loves men
16. The closest thing to medicine you will get from her is rajika on a krpa (then she'll give you some to drink)
17. She's smart
18. She's not a cheap date
19. She's high-maintenance
20. She can make Srpska AND Turska kafa
21. She won't trust right away but once she does she's all yours
22. She can roll burke, pita, and kupus like no other
23. She holds a grudge
24. She LOVES meat
25. She danced in a Serbian folklore group
26. She has a white and brown pair of opanke
27. While in folklore she lost every bobby pin she ever bought
28. When she sees something dirty she feels this urge to clean it
29. When Severina, Lepa Brena, or Sandra Afrika come on she's going to dance
30. She doesn't need to join a sorority because her "sisters" have been with her, her entire life
31. She went clubbing for the first time when she was 15
32. She will turn into her mother, if she hasn't already
33. She went to church camp
34. It takes her forever to get ready
35. She went to Sunday school
36. She knows someone everywhere she goes, whether it's the mall, grocery store, or the Motherland
37. She knows being Serbian means the world to her and she won't change that for anyone
Whenever Srpkinja Je Mene Majka Rodila, comes on every Serbian woman gets goosebumps. That's a song that speaks to our hearts and makes realize that we were born to be Serbian.
