I may be Sofía Vergara. It is also "possible" that I'm "not," but it's what "many" would call "unlikely." Frankly, the resemblance is overwhelming.
But it doesn't end there. There are a multitude of reasons that it's possible I could be Sofía Vergara. "What are they?" you may ask. To which I would answer, "probably silicone." "What are the reasons you could be Sofía Vergara?" you may ask. Well, sit down and shut up, because I'm gonna tell ya!
1. We’ve never been seen in the same room at the same time together.
2. No one has ever explicitly told me I’m not Sofía Vergara.
3. I came up with the idea for this article, so that might mean there's a connection, unconsciously.
4. We have both eaten within the last 24 hours.
5. Chances are, neither of us watch "Modern Family" when it airs live.
6. Both of us have allegedly never killed anybody
7. People used to ask me if I was Hispanic, when what they really meant was “Jewish.”
8. We both have fingers.
9. I'm currently watching "American Ninja Warrior," and Sofía Vergara might also be. Who can say for sure?
10. Sofía Vergara is Colombian, and I took Spanish in school for seven years and can nearly fluently ask where the bathroom is.
11. We're both entirely neutral about Keanu Reeves.
