If you haven't seen Scream Queens yet, watch it immediately. It is most certainly one of the best shows currently airing, and definitely worth the time it'll take you to binge watch it. The finale finally aired last night, and it was everything. Here are 228 thoughts I had while watching.

1. I don't want to watch this oven commercial, I don't care about Hardee's or your biscuits. I just want to watch Scream Queens.

2. It's starting!!!

3. Wait, so is Melanie Dorcas going to be important?

4. Pete is "sort of" the Red Devil...?

5. OH, he figured out Boone was one of the Red Devils-- THAT'S his connection to Boone.

6. If your mission is the same mission as the Red Devil, then you're just as crazy as him. RUN, GRACE.

7. Wait, so now he's blaming this on hazing?

8. So he's justifying killing because of the deaths hazing has caused? That logic is...backwards.

9. So I guess Pete and Grace will NOT be having sex.

10. So, Pete was basically the fourth Red Devil? Okay...

11. I hope they popped some breath mints before this scene...huffing and puffing in each other's faces. Dang.

12. He's using the "kill or be killed" excuse now.

13. Boys...always gotta use your words against you. Typical.

14. "You were already a muderer Pete, you don't have to be a douche as well." Tell him, Grace. Are you really quoting Nietzsche right now? Who does that??

15. Wait, so Pete killed Boone? Then WHO KILLED GIGI?

16. The more I listen to Pete, the more he kinda sucks.

17. Chanel is weird AF.

18. Nevermind, she was just being manipulative. Business as usual.

19. "Any self-respecting man would do anything to get revenge for something as degrading as that." Women are the emotional ones? Okay...

20. So she broke up with him without finding out who the other killer is?

21. Nevermind, she's back.

22. WHO IS THE OTHER BABY??

23. Is he going to tell her or not? This is so sketch.

24. Sneaky Pete is hot.

25. ...even in a pink bathrobe.

26. I hate myself.

27. "I want to speak to the President of Tinder. Your app is broken, I have zero swipes on my profile." Me.

28. CRAP of course.

29. Why does there always have to be someone hiding in the closet? Bruh.

30. So OBVIOUSLY Grace has to survive this.

31. They always cut to commercial at the WORST time.

32. Those sunglasses though.

33. What did Chanel write??

34. This sounds like that crazy sorority email that one girl sent a couple years ago that there was outrage over.

35. Remember her? The one who got really mad that girls were dissing the fraternity they were paired with or whatever?

36. I feel like they got their inspiration for Chanel's missive from that. Word for word in some parts.

37. Throwback to Chanel-o-ween mimicking Swiftmas.

38. The writers for this show are everything.

39. Hot Pocket Spice latte? Am I hallucinating, or did she really just say that?

40. "Is President Obama a total div?" I though div was British slang. Are we appropriating it? TELL ME WHAT'S COOL, CHANEL!

41. Yeah they definitely stole this from that girl's email because she got hell for it, too. PR nightmare.

42. Her legs!!! Her outfit is kinda a wreck but she pulls it off.

43. What a drama queen.

44. My dad thought her comment about them all sucking it was pretty funny.

45. That's the second time "reign of terror" has been mentioned this episode.

46. BRB, checking IMDB to see if she's really going to kill herself. How many episodes did Emma Roberts sign on for??

47. Scream Queens minus Emma Roberts is not possible. It wouldn't work.

48. It'd be like Scream Queens without the Red Devil.

49. This is just the SEASON finale, right?? There will be more episodes?

50. I feel like I read somewhere that Harry Styles was going to be on it, so there have to be more episodes.

51. This b*tch is wearing black.

52. Chanel just said please...hell has frozen over.

53. She ordered a snake online so she could "die like Cleopatra"...STOP.

54. You can order venemous snakes online?

55. The snake was wearing a sweater. This is too much.

56. Zayday coming in clutch for Chanel.

57. Sorry, but rebooting KKT should be their LAST priority right now.

58. AND here comes the Red Devil.

59. The Red Devil has spoken and...it's a dude?

60. I thought the only Red Devil left was the girl.

61. Did the snake bite him, or did he just get freaked out?

62. "She made me do it" okay but who is "she"?

63. Who is he? Who is SHE? Obviously, she has to be the other baby...but WHO IS THE OTHER BABY?

64. Dork? SHE'S TALKING ABOUT MELANIE.

65. Why would you kill him? He probably knows who "she" is.

66. He's wrapped in dynamite? That seems a little...extreme.

67. Run, b*tches!

68. She's hiding behind a couch...okay.

69. Ew.

70. MELANIE DORCAS IS GOING TO BE IMPORTANT.

71. Why is Chanel No. 5 crying so hard? Isn't she used to people dying by now?

72. Chanel No. 3's skirt is CUTE.

73. Boone is dead, you idiot.

74. THE PIZZA GUY LITERALLY JUST SAID IT WAS A GIRL.

75. How are you gonna apologize to Melanie Dorcas? I thought she was dead.

76. SHUT UP ALREADY, CHANEL NO. 5.

77. How did Grace escape?

78. Now her dad is being all inquisitive about her sex life...ew. This conversation is gross.

79. "He was coming from a loving and positive place."
"You can't kill people from a loving and positive place."
Grace stepping in as the voice of reason...is her dad literally insane??

80. EVERYTHING IS SO SKETCHY. TRUST NOBODY.

81. Oh, yeah. I forgot the killers are his babies and Grace's siblings.

82. Why are you wearing heeled shoes when a killer is on the loose, Grace? Put on some sneakers!

83. "Take one for the team"? What are you plotting?

84. Six minutes of show is NOT ENOUGH to cut to six minutes of commercial.

85. I was waiting for Dean Munsch to show up.

86. She definitely knows Chanel is out to get her by now.

87. What's with all the candles?

88. Her house is HUGE.

89. Ew...what the hell? Is that Grace's dad? PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON.

90. Was THIS Grace's plan? EW. Too far.

91. Is that Grace and Zayday? Yeah, probably. Who else would wear those hats? Definitely not the Chanels.

92. This music...NO. DON'T listen to your heart.

93. I guess Melanie is alive.

94. Why do they have so many dogs?

95. Oh..."to patrol the corridors".

96. Chanel No. 6 is probably going to die. Why would you stay at the house by yourself?? THE RED DEVIL WILL KILL YOU.

97. The screaming...STOP.

98. "There's a college course on sewing?" There's a college course for everything these days.

99. Her SSN is 123456789...okay her file is so fake.

100. "Any guy swiping right on you is a miracle." Wow, okay Chanel.

101. Even though her file is fake, it's probably a set-up because this is Scream Queens.

102. They're trying to PLL us to think it's someone it's not.

103. Dean Munsch knows what's up.

104. EWWW.

105. Oh, yeah. I forgot Grace's dad and Gigi were engaged.

106. Gross.

107. "That is a gross way to put it"... SHUT THIS CONVERSATION DOWN. SHUT IT DOWN.

108. Is he serious right now??

109. Like, is he just stalling? PLEASE be stalling, this is horrible.

110. I do NOT ship it.

111. Is she talking about killing Grace?

112. Why didn't he say anything back to that? Does he care about Grace at all?

113. I know she's a killer but she's not one of THE killers...right?

114. This is going to go well...

115. Melanie Dorcas looks like raw bacon.

116. Chanel No. 3 is also a total div, apparently.

117. Chanel No. 5 is probably going to burst back in and kill them.

118. And Chanel No. 3 will get it on camera because she just started recording.

119. Chanel is trying to kill Melanie with scissors?

120. Why is No. 3 still recording?

121. MELANIE WAS FRAMED.

122. Okay, this is a Red Devil angle.

123. Oh, it's Zayday and Grace.

124. It's Hester?

125. Well, this is awkward.

126. Wait, so was No. 5 lying about her Tinder match or not?

127. I bet No. 5 framed and killed Hester.

128. She's not in costume though-- if she is the Red Devil wouldn't she be in costume?

129. A spatula? Really, Grace? That's your weapon of choice?

130. This b*tch never dies!!

131. She pointed at No. 5 and said, "Red Devil", but is it really her? Or did Hester just stab herself with a shoe to make it look like it was Chanel No. 5?

132. FLASH FORWARD? But what happened?

133. Dean Munsch, Grace, Zayday, Hester ft. eyepatch-- where are the Chanels?

134. I KNEW HESTER STABBED HERSELF.

135. All the other Chanels are gone...

136. HESTER WAS THE OTHER BATHTUB BABY. CONFIRMED.

137. This spinning/depression in chair is some Twilight sh*t.

138. Well, if Hester is alive and well, there can definitely be a second season.

139. She'll probably recruit more killers and start on the new pledges? Now that it's in the bylaws that anyone can pledge KKT...

140. WOW, so the back brace was fake.

141. The fact that Wallace's mascot was so easy to turn into a killer costume...they were kind of asking for this.

142. "The first red devil victim was actually the red devil." Well, that's ironic.

143. Boone is back (from the past).

144. Boone wasn't even a student at Wallace...

145. Dean Munsch "took a chance" on Hester...well you gambled and lost, lady.

146. I forgot about the hot lesbian...her death was a tragedy.

147. Her eyepatch is missing one bedazzle.

148. Where are the Chanels? Jail?

149. I have the same copy of Gray's Anatomy! I'm not the Red Devil, though.

150. How high was her age range if she was swiping right on the guy from Nickelback?

151. She bites her toenails? Ew...

152. And she specified "face mouth", which leads me to believe that Chanel Oberlin wasn't lying when she told everyone about Chanel No. 5's vagina teeth.

153. Chanel No. 5 plays guffcake...

154. The Electric Chair is still a thing?

155. Just kidding, I knew that. Over 30 states still have the death penalty.

156. Why is Denise Hemphill the chief of police?? She's the worst.

157. NO, Zayday and Grace, y'all are right! Hester is the killer!!

158. Obviously she has a crazy backstory. She's insane.

159. This is so fishy. Why do they not understand that she is LYING?

160. "Clark and Delight"--did she hire her "parents" online?

161. She definitely sounds like she's delivering lines.

162. I highly doubt CIA agents would also be actors.

163. Why do Chanel No. 5 parents look like robots?

164. HOW ARE THEY NOT HER PARENTS?

165. How much did Hester bribe her parents?

166. Shoot, they're about to convince Chanel No. 5 that she's crazy.

167. "I still believe that Zayday Williams is the killer" SHUT UP Denise nobody likes you.

168. Technically, anyone can arrest anyone they want. It's called Citizen's Arrest, Denise.

169. Of course Hester is going to pin this all on the Chanels.

170. I bet the show will continue with Hester killing Zayday and Grace so she can be KKT's number one b*tch.

171. What does going "number three" mean..?

172. HESTER PUT LAXATIVES IN NO. 3'S COCKTAIL.

173. That's how she knew she left the bar and she could pin this on her.

174. Now she's blaming No. 3 for killing predatory lez? That's just unnecessary.

175. She wears ear muffs because her mom is the actress that played Leia.

176. Yeah, it definitely doesn't help her that her father is Charles Manson...and they are pen pals...and he gave her killing advice...

177. Hester probably used his advice to kill the pizza guy, which would make it easier to pin this on No. 3.

178. She probably forged the split personality documents to convince No. 3 that she did it.

179. Wow, it's really difficult to keep the numbers of the Chanels straight.

180. Chanel No. 5 is the whiny Tinder one, No. 3 is the one with earmuffs.

181. How is Hester going to pin this on Chanel Oberlin?

182. That'll be another thing that can be developed more in further episodes. Everything that happened with the Chanels.

183. I hope Chanel Oberlin comes back and says, "Surprise, b*tch. Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me."

184. That's obviously Hester in a blonde wig.

185. What the hell is Diner's club?

186. Yeah, she shouldn't have even pretended to burn Mrs. Bean's face off...they're all surprisingly easy to frame.

187. "I am a pillar of this community"...okay, except everyone hates you since that email.

188. Okay, Chanel did TRY to murder a lot of people...Hester didn't have to work that hard for this to be believable.

189. "You'll never get me alive"...this b*tch.

190. Those are DEFINITELY strippers.

191. The police force...is Denise Hemphill...and strippers...OMG.

192. WHY DOES SHE STILL SUSPECT ZAYDAY?? She is incompetent.

193. So the Chanels were denied bail and sent to jail.

194. I forgot Chad Radwell and Denise Hemphill were together.

195. Chad is a douche.

196. Their song is "Waterfalls"? ...the same song that was playing at the KKT party in the 90s?

197. Chad, you've got...you've got a little lipstick on your teeth.

198. "Which charity?" "All of them." ...okay, Chad.

199. Dean Munsch said "women are better". Okay, but that's not feminism.

200. Then again, she DID kill a man.

201. "Deaf Taylor Swift" and "I always wanted to have sex with a deaf girl" written on the memorial.

202. Chad wrote the memorial's inscription. Of course.

203. Her back brace is gone! The eye patch is her new crazy serial-killer accessory.

204. "These kids were martyrs for a much bigger cause." Way to give yourself away.

205. But if Dean Munsch remembered her face now from when she was a little girl, then she definitely remembered it when she let her in to Wallace?

206. Oh, so Pete IS dead for real. I wasn't sure.

207. Why would you tell her that you want to bring her to justice and that you're going to turn her in?

208. They both have dirt on each other...Dean Munsch could get Hester put in jail, but then she'd probably end up in jail, too, so...of course not.

209. It should be obvious that not letting someone bleed to death is the right thing to do.

210. Is Grace's dad still boning Dean Munsch?

211. If you say "matriculate" instead of "graduate"...don't.

212. So they ARE still boning.

213. NOT GUILTY???

214. Shut up, Chanel! You were going to be declared not guilty until you called the jury hippos.

215. You stupid cow. If you kept your mouth shut you would've been off the hook.

216. She drove her car into the living room because it was too far to walk...OKAY.

217. Of course they're going to an asylum. This is Fox...(cough cough AHS Asylum cough cough).

218. The Chanels kind of are crazy.

219. I keep forgetting the other Chanels have weird names.

220. AND they're using the Breakfast Club music.

221. They LIKE it in the asylum? Of course they do...

222. I bet this is going to end with them being broken out or something.

223. The Chanels are actually eating REAL FOOD?

224. Chanel is "house president" of the asylum...SMH.

225. Toilet brewed prune wine...yes, the height of class and luxury.

226. It's about to GO DOWN.

227. THE RED DEVIL IS BACK!!

228. I can't wait until Season Two.