Going Out On A School Night: As Told By Parks And Recreation
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Going Out On A School Night: As Told By Parks And Recreation

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Going Out On A School Night: As Told By Parks And Recreation

It always starts very promising- telling your friends that you can't go out because you have a ton of homework to do.

You start to get a lot of work done,

So you call up your friends, and they tell you to just come to the pregame

And you're like,

You promise yourself that you'll only have one drink and you take the first shot.

After "accidentally" having a few more,

you're on the way to the bar.

When you get there, no one is doing anything so you decide to start the dancing.

You get a few people to join in with your sweet moves

Pretty soon, you and your friends are singing along to every song.

Eventually, you get to that point where all you can think about is

So you all head to your favorite late night restaurant and order.

When you finally get to bed, it's only a few hours before your alarm goes off.

The second you sit up, all you can think is

So you barely drag your way through your classes wearing something like this


and trying to pretend like you know what's going on.

You finally finish your last class,

And vow to never do it again.

At least until tomorrow.

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