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39 Things You Say To Your Roommate While Stuck In Quarantine Together

Two to four weeks stuck inside together, what could go wrong?!

Constance Woodard

Mar 24, 2020

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39 Things You Say To Your Roommate While Stuck In Quarantine Together

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With the spread of COVID-19 rapidly increasing in the US, self-quarantining and social distancing at home have become the new norm for the next two to four weeks. It sounds rough, but we all have to do our part in stopping the spread of the COVID-19 in the US. And I don't know about you, but I would rather chill inside with a few Netflix shows and a bottle of wine than being stuck in the hospital with a life-threatening virus.

If you're lucky enough to be stuck inside with your roommate, and you haven't killed each other yet, then here are 39 things you've definitely said to each other.

1. "This isn't going to be that bad."

2. 20 minutes later "This is never ending!"

*reality sinks in*

3. "Why is everyone buying so much toliet paper?"

4. "Wait. Do WE have enough toliet paper?!"

5. "I know it's only 3 p.m. but is it too early to start drinking wine?"

It's always wine o'clock.

6. "What should I eat?"

7. "What are you eating?"

8. "What should we watch?"

Marvel movie binge?

9. "We're going to have SO much time to get things done!"

10. "Should I get the new "Animal Crossing" Nintendo Switch?"

11. "At least now I can finally watch that series I've been wanting to."

As if I haven't already watched enough.

12. "OK, I think I've literally watched everything on Netflix."

13. "Can we do this TikTok dance?"

14. "I'm so sick of doing the dishes!"

I feel like my life is a never ending cycle of unloading and loading the dishwasher.

15. "Can you do the dishes?"

16. "Is it bad that I haven't put on deodorant in 3 days?"

17. "Should I re-download Tinder?"

Do you really want to do that again?

18. "Did you even go outside at all today?"

19. "Wait. Did I even go outside today?"

20. "I miss sex."

The real quarantine mood!

21. "Why are so many people on the road right now?!"

22. "Can we PLEASE go for a walk?!"

23. "OMG look at the tweet I just sent you!"

Quarantine day 6. https://t.co/er652Oy3Ki
— jamie (@jamie) 1584360476.0

If you haven't check quarantine Twitter, you're missing out.

24. "Should I text my ex?"

25. "NO! Do not text your ex!"

26. "Guess how much my screen time for last week was."

27. "Should we doordash chipotle?"

"Might as well while we still can."

28. "How do you know if you're getting cabin fever?"

29. "OK, yea I think I'm getting cabin fever."

30. other roommate coughs "You've got to be kidding me."

If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me.

31. "Can I eat your cookies?"

32. "OMG it's literally so cold in here, I'm freezing!"

33. "I'm getting sick of looking at you."

"It's three in the morning, can you get out of my room so I can go to sleep?"

34. "Ugh. Why do I keep getting Canvas notifications?"

35. "When was the last time you took a shower??"

36. "I don't think I could live with anyone else, dude."

OK, but seriously I couldn't live with anyone else.

37. "Is it hard living with me?"

38. "What happens if someone dies alone in their house during quarantine but nobody knows because everybody is else is quarantining too?!"

39. "Please don't leave me."

We can only leave if both of us leaves.

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Two to four weeks stuck inside together, what could go wrong?!

1. "This isn't going to be that bad."

2. *20 minutes later* "This is never ending!"

3. "Why is everyone buying so much toliet paper?"

4. "Wait. Do WE have enough toliet paper?!"

5. "I know it's only 3 p.m. but is it too early to start drinking wine?"

6. "What should I eat?"

7. "What are you eating?"

8. "What should we watch?"

9. "We're going to have SO much time to get things done!"

10. "Should I get the new "Animal Crossing" Nintendo Switch?"

11. "At least now I can finally watch that series I've been wanting to."

12. "OK, I think I've literally watched everything on Netflix."

13. "Can we do this TikTok dance?"

14. "I'm so sick of doing the dishes!"

15. "Can you do the dishes?"

16. "Is it bad that I haven't put on deodorant in 3 days?"

17. "Should I re-download Tinder?"

18. "Did you even go outside at all today?"

19. "Wait. Did I even go outside today?"

20. "I miss sex."

21. "Why are so many people on the road right now?!"

22. "Can we PLEASE go for a walk?!"

23. "OMG look at the tweet I just sent you!"

24. "Should I text my ex?"

25. "NO! Do not text your ex!"

26. "Guess how much my screen time for last week was."

27. "Should we doordash chipotle?"

28. "How do you know if you're getting cabin fever?"

29. "OK, yea I think I'm getting cabin fever."

30. *other roommate coughs* "You've got to be kidding me."

31. "Can I eat your cookies?"

32. "OMG it's literally so cold in here, I'm freezing!"

33. "I'm getting sick of looking at you."

34. "Ugh. Why do I keep getting Canvas notifications?"

35. "When was the last time you took a shower??"

36. "I don't think I could live with anyone else, dude."

37. "Is it hard living with me?"

38. "What happens if someone dies alone in their house during quarantine but nobody knows because everybody is else is quarantining too?!"

39. "Please don't leave me."

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

2. 20 minutes later "This is never ending!"

30. other roommate coughs "You've got to be kidding me."

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