Ron Burgundy from "Anchorman" is quite possibly one of the most ridiculous movie characters that exists. His sentences are out of place and usually don't make much sense, and he is extremely oblivious to his offensive remarks. However, interestingly enough, many of his quotes taken out of context can apply to the thoughts and feelings of a college student pretty perfectly.
1. "Procrastinator? No, I just wait until the last second to do my work so I will be older, therefore wiser."
A college student's explanation to themselves when they realize they may be putting off their work a little too long.
2. "What did you say? That doesn't make sense."
A reoccurring thought during a lecture.
3. "Don't act like you're not impressed."
When we contribute something in class and we didn't get the reaction from the professor we were looking for.
4. "I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
This feeling usually occurs around midterms or finals, but it can happen at any time when we feel overwhelmed with work.
5. "Why does this have to happen today?"
When we decide to be healthy, and our favorite dessert appears at the dining hall the next day.
6. "I immediately regret this decision."
This quote explains itself.
7. "Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand."
We can get overzealous sometimes after an exceptional arm day. Can you blame us?
8. "I'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song!"
Blasting music and singing shamelessly along is definitely a way we blow off steam at the end of a rough week.
9. "Mmm, I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone, come and see how I look!"
After our excursions to the gym, we can feel very confident and proud, especially if we have to drag ourselves there more than once a week. Why shouldn't we feel good?
10. "Please, I don't have time to talk, okay? I have to be somewhere."
A famous statement we say to our parents when they call us.
11. "Boy, that escalated quickly."
Things can get crazy and be unpredictable, but that's what makes college more interesting.