Richard Nixon Is Not Dead

Richard Nixon Is Not Dead

He actually works out at my gym.

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Have you ever wondered what happens to United States presidents after they leave (or rather are disgracefully removed) from public office?

Do they move out to the countryside? Possibly. Do they travel the world? Definitely!

Do they fake their deaths in 1994 and proceed to work out at a small gym in Northern New Jersey? Richard Nixon sure as hell does!

I know this might sound crazy, but there is a man who works out at my gym that bears a striking resemblance to ole Dick Nixon.

Now, I wish I could take a picture of this man to show you what I mean, but I'm not about taking pictures of random people in the gym. And I'm also not going to ask him for a picture because a) I don't believe most people would take kindly to being compared one of the most disgraced figures in American political history and b) if it is Richard Nixon, I don't want to blow his cover.

But I can tell you that he looks something like this:

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And he walks like this:

And if he were to, I don't know, deny bastardizing American democracy of choice as we know it, he would probably do it in a manner similar to this completely arbitrary Youtube video I found:

My point is that this man is legitimately identical to Richard Nixon, so much so that I'm starting to believe that he is Richard Nixon. The nose. The widow's peak. The cheeks.

Everything is just too perfect. Richard Nixon definitely works out at my gym.

And moreover, he looks great for 105.

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Something happened today that I never thought in a million years would happen. I opened up a drawer at my parents' house and I found my pink, 4th generation iPod Nano. I had not seen this thing since I graduated from the 8th grade, and the headphones have not left my ears since I pulled it out of that drawer. It's funny to me how music can take you back. You listen to a song and suddenly you're wearing a pair of gauchos, sitting on the bleachers in a gym somewhere, avoiding boys at all cost at your seventh grade dance. So if you were around in 2007 and feel like reminiscing, here is a playlist straight from the iPod of a middle schooler in 2007.

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Warcraft 3: Reforged - A legend returns

One of the top 100 games of the century makes a comeback in an epic way.

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17 years ago, the legion invaded the realm of Azeroth, forcing the different races of Humans, Orcs, Night elves, and Undead to make the most unlikely of alliances. There were those who fought for the light while the others wished to banish it. Night and day, the furnaces of Lordaeron burnt bright as the loyal dwarves of Khaz Modan hammer away the swords and shields that would aid the fight ahead.

17 years ago, the young orc warchief Thrall foresaw the fate of his people as meteors of green flames crash upon his lands. He saw the upcoming demise of his clanand ordered a mass evacuation towards a new continent where they shall be safe for generations to come. 17 years ago, the night elves felt a corruption within the Tree of Life, causing them to split into opposing factions: one fought in the name of the Goddess, while the other fought in the name of personal hatred. 17 years ago, a legion of undead came upon the shores of Lordaeron, plaguing the land and defiling the life force of the realm. That was the story of Warcraft, one that spanned continents and races only to join them together for a crucial battle of their history.

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Warcraft was a monument to an entire gaming generation, ranked 2nd best game of all time by German games magazine "GameStar." Its fate, however, was ultimately sealed as computing technology became better and overshadowed the old giant. Plus, with the rise of gaming consoles and handheld gaming devices, PC gaming lost its appeal slowly, and games like Starcraft or Warcraft eventually faded into oblivion.

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However, not everyone was hyped when the game was announced. Many gamers expressed disappointment at Blizzard's move of remastering old games instead of developing new ones. Many, feeling uncomfortable at the company's decision, took to the internet and into forums. Some fans expressed concerns over Blizzard's decision to retcon a game they hold dear Some are unhappy with the graphics not being consistent with characters: unit models look too detailed while buildings look cartoonish.

Despite all this, the general population loved the announcement at Blizzcon. As the game slowly reaches its release date of December 31, 2019, the hype can only go up from here. For those of us who can't hold their excitement, here's a video of the crowd's insane reaction to the announcement:


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