In this week's episode of American Cable Reality TV Show, we all saw Jennica yell at a stranger's newborn for being too pale, Salleigh start crying during her date after she touched the condensation on her cold glass, and Derron getting arrested for fighting a parking meter he thought was hitting on Krystella. Another great episode. Without ACRTS, it's very likely every last one of us 'couldn't even.'

If you aren't watching this show, go to Wyoming with all the others the government exiled for not watching this show -- you're breaking the law, and our secret task force will find you. If you are watching this show, don't miss next week's episode or it's the usual $250 fine. When Donald Trump created this series back in October of 2018, we had no idea it'd still be around in November of 2018, but thanks to executive orders and the new fascist regime, it's 2048, Donald Trump is still our glorious leader King of the Wall, and American Cable Reality TV Show is the one and only show available for our viewing. Which is perfectly fine. I love it.

This season is being shot in beautiful, sunny, and warm Alaska. The flamingos are there for winter, and the palms are thriving. Once again, credit is due to King of the Wall for taking the initiative to accelerate global climate change by exporting all of the ozone in our atmosphere in a pod launched in space to loan to any alien life so they owe us 'yugely.' I'm so excited for the next four months of ACRTS because the other eight months of no television and solar radiation storms are hell.

The calling out, the yelling, the crying, the trash talk -- it's what we all love. Remember when Jaymee had her baby? It's the beautiful miracles like that that makes it possible to have conversations with strangers in auto repair waiting rooms. Lets take a moment to think about how different life would be without this masterpiece of television entertainment: conversations would, like, literally cease completely, hashtags would go back to being called 'pound signs,' and society would break down without a model reality to follow. I mean, I know for a fact that every single person in the entire world identifies 100% with all of the experiences Jennica, Salleigh, Ottoman, Derron, Detroight, Krystella, Jaymee, Yung-Francesca, and Richard go through on the daily.