Bieber is back and it is quite possibly even better than pre-DUI Justin (refer to smiling mug shots). His stint at rock bottom is officially over as his album, "Purpose" hit #1 on the Billboard 200 album chart. Releasing a music video for every song on his album (does this sounds familiar, Beyonce?), Bieber has created a 30-minute dance film for his new album.
And here is the definitive breakdown of all 13 of the "Purpose: The Movement’s" dance videos. Find all the videos HERE.
Mark My Words
Serving as the intro to the film story, this video starts with a look back on Bieber’s downward spiral and explains the meaning behind the title of his album. Next we see Justin dancing on a piano in the middle of a dessert while wearing skinny jeans. Because, why not?
Why you should watch: You’ll see a shirtless Bieber being covered in paint for a few seconds.
I’ll Show You
Basically, just a bunch of shirtless guys dancing and sadly Bieber isn’t one of them.
Why you should watch: For the intense facial expressions from bandana boy in the center there.
What Do You Mean?
A bunch of brightly dressed guys and girls having a fun time at school. Only in a Bieber music video.
Why you should watch: For the tap dancer in the fedora.
Sorry
Woah, the girls from the previous video are back. But now they’re wearing sunglasses and appear to be having a great time dancing together.
Why you should watch: Because probably know at least someone that dressed up as these dancers for Halloween.
Love Yourself
A couple dancing around their house together in their pajamas. And it’s awesome. Their choreography makes you feel all the feels.
Why you should watch: The couple in the video is married in real life.
Company
A girl and a boy falling in love through a choreographed hip-hop number. Everything is going great until the video rewinds and we return to room 1113. It is very unclear what is happening here, but there're a lot of girls touching each other’s hair. There’s also a stuffed bear.
Why you should watch: Is that a massage train at the end?
No Pressure
A soulful boy dancing amongst blackness looking really sad about some girl. Selena?
Why you should watch: For Big Sean.
No Sense
About 20 girls killing the dance game in what appears to be a large utility closet. All while wearing matching ripped jeans. Oh yeah, Travi$ Scott is there too.
Why you should watch: The Company girl is back.
The Feelings
So much strobe light. A bunch of guys are dancing and all seem to be trying to help the guy in the white shirt. At one point, the white shirt guy has an oxygen mask and you’re not sure if you can continue. Try to make it to the end.
Why you should watch: Tattoo on the shirtless boy is insane.
Life is Worth Living
A choreographed lyrical ballet duet that is amazing. But the close-up on the fake wound over the girl’s heart is super unnecessary.
Why you should watch: The girl has some serious moves.
Where Are You Now
Grocery shopping has never looked this fun. Basically a bunch of guys and girls dancing in food aisles. Filmed on a cell phone, this video is all in one take.
Why you should watch: Guy sliding on his head at the end.
Children
Exactly what you would think. Kids running through a jungle and dancing together in a meadow.
Why you should watch: These kids have cooler clothes than you.
Purpose
Finally we get some Bieber. He’s back in the desert wearing his skinny jeans, but now he’s with a bunch of girls all wearing tan that won’t seem to leave him alone. Lots of sand and lots of Bieber.
Why you should watch: Blonde girl’s power buns.
