As I've been sitting and enjoying myself by the hotel pool here in San Diego for my cousin's wedding, I've had a few menacing visitors! The seagulls just never stop. They're everywhere, bugging and stealing and "mine,mine, mine-ing" (for those of you who have seen finding nemo)! I discussed with my cousins some reasons why seagulls should just go extinct!
1. They steal sunscreen.
Talking to my cousin, she told me she had a seagull steal her sunscreen right out of her hands!
2. They are just plain aggressive birds!
Seagulls will do anything for a bite of food or to steal something. Watch out, they'll bite you!
3. They live in places that aren't even the sea.
For my devout followers, you know I live close to Lake Tahoe, and seagulls are residents of Lake Tahoe as well! Darn birds ruining our mountain lake!
4. They poop on you.
This one is pretty self explanatory for all birds. They poop like any other animal, but for Seagulls, I think it is intentional!
5. They aren't afraid of humans.
Seagulls will walk up to any of us humans and strike up a conversation like we're old friends! You may try to shoo it away, but that never seems to work!
6. They steal breadsticks straight out of your hand.
My family and I were at the San Diego zoo years back and my sister had a breadstick in her hand while up on my dads shoulders. A seagull dive bombed and swiped the breadstick right out of her hand! Lesson learned, don't eat breadsticks on dad's shoulders!
7. They were perfectly portrayed in finding Nemo.
Whenever anyone sees a seagull they say, "mine!"
8. They have seagull telepathy.
When there's food or people on a beach with food, they swarm. They jump you like some kind of seagull gang!
9. They stare into your soul.
Seagulls want to make sure you know that they are the superior species, but that is not the case.
Seagulls are a menace to society and bug the human race. I know wishing extinction on an animal is harsh, but man, seagulls are awful!
