Sushi: one of the greatest things you'll ever love. There is endless types to choose from, whether it be spicy tuna, shrimp tempura, crabmeat, etc., and they all get you extremely excited. Usually eaten in obnoxiously large portions, sushi is extremely addicting. It seems as if there's never enough rolls to satisfy you, you just need to keep going. So when do you know if you're a true sushi addict?
1. All of your money usually ends up being spent on sushi.
2.You find yourself taking pictures of your sushi before you even touch a piece just so you can admire it later on.
3. Girls: you fear pregnancy because no sushi for nine months.
4. You have a usual sushi spot with a very specific order.
5. All of the waiters know you and what you order.
6. You'll now put spicy mayo on anything.
7. You're very OCD about how your place at the table is set up.
8. You open your chopsticks and pour your soy sauce the second the waiter walks away from taking your order.
9. If you're a college student living on campus, you'll try every single sushi place until you find your favorite one.
10. If you had a long day: sushi.
11. If you're in a bad mood: sushi.
12. If you're bored: sushi.
13. If somebody tells you they don't like sushi, you can't help but judge them.
14. You get extremely annoyed when you go for sushi with a friend, and the only roll they eat is a California Roll (most american form of sushi ever).
15. You'll order two rolls to be modest, but then go for a second course.
16. You'll make time in your day, or choose a day out of your week designated to a sushi meal.
17. When you see sushi being served on a wooden boat, you get way more excited than you really should.
18. You feel like your life would be extremely different if you didn't have sushi at least once a week.
19. Anything calls for sushi. You could lounge around your house or you could make a night of it with your friends (and wine).
20. When you bring sushi home to eat, you'll set up some entertainment, throw on some Netflix, and take your sweet time.
21. You're a professional chopstick user.
22. You may or may not ask your brother to get a sushi lunch when you're low on cash (you won't tell him that until you're done eating).
23. You'll eat it about three times in one week, and you'll try to convince yourself that that's normal.
At the end of the day, there comes a time where you fully realize that you're completely addicted to sushi, and there's nothing you could do about it. So embrace it, collect your paychecks, try a new sushi place every week and live happily.
