I have been watching the real housewives since I definitely should not have been. My mom loved it, and I must have gotten the gene where it's like 'I need to watch stupid shit or I'm gonna freak out'. I have never written a TV show review, let alone such a noble show like real housewives, but there's a first for everything. This is *not your everyday review*, I write as I go. Also, you will not understand this piece unless you watched the episode, so get to it!
Loose Lips Sink Friendships, Season 12 Episode 10
I am going to say this before I even start, I am taking a shot every time Shannon talks about her DAMN WEIGHT. Yes, it is a school night.
1. Does Vicki always wear business casual clothes? Like even when she sleeps? Probably.
2. Vicki: "I'm not gonna cry on my birthday" Well sorry you're on a reality show you have to or you'll get cut
3. Talk more about your *#$&@ Kelly, please.
4. Lydia: I don't like when people talk about their marriage. But I will gladly talk about my husband's vasectomy.
5. Lydia: I'm gonna say something to Megan to get more ratings. "I'm on Kelly's side."
6. This is mad awkward watching them walk down a hill with Megan crying. Someone get her a tissue. And some class.
7. Tamra is 'surprised' to receive a phone call from Vicki??? OK, but your hair and makeup is done you had to have known something was gonna go down
8. Vicki: I want to meet for coffee. What she means: The producers need more drama and that means one of us has to do something. And I am the OG so I will step up to look better than you.
9. Peggy, you annoy me when you speak in your interviews goodbye!
10. Peggy: "I don't like attention" OK get off this show then, honey!
11. Megan: My mom was with me when I conceived my baby. Girl what?
12. Shannon and David are so awkward together I actually feel so bad. He is like can I get off this show it makes me look bad.
13. Shannon: You keep saying I don't let things go.
Also Shannon: tells David this is the first time he's looked at her in 6 years.
14. David is reminding me more of Nicholas Cage each episode its crazy except instead of stealing the Dec. of Independence he is stealing Shannon's happiness.
15. Omfg, SHANNON, you went through so many years of therapy you have made no progress, Jesus CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. Jeana Keough, of COURSE, you are at Vicki's party you can't stay away from my man's.
17. Who gave Vicki a gun? Awful idea.
18. Shannon: I'm eating healthy.
Also Shannon: I'm gonna get a YUUUUGE steak.
Also also Shannon: I feel so fat I wish I could change.
19. Peggy has people to CARRY her gift for Vicki I'm done. These people are TOO rich.
20. HOLY BOTOX JEANA!!!! You look awful. In the greatest form. Crazy what money does.
21. GRETCHEN!?!?!?!? AND LIZZIE?!?!?!?! IS IT 2010??!?!?!?
22. Vicki. We get it. You are SHOCKED this many people showed up.
23. Vicki, I hope I can drink like you when I am 60
24. Ohhh, Lizzie, this is why you're here. To tell everyone Eddie is gay.
25. Who is this guy with the Fauxhawk?? He is Tamra's bridesmaid but now he is saying that Eddie was making out with another dude? Oh, honey, you have a BIG storm coming.
26. Trailer for the rest of the season looks LIT.
Over and out.
