“No more chicken sandwiches, yes, I’ll pay for the damages.” – Kid Cudi
He said after angrily punching a hole through the wall of Chic-fil-a as a method of coping with the fact that it was Sunday and he couldn’t get a chicken sandwich, probably.
“I got so much swaaaaaaag, that the airport don’t even wanna check my baaaaaaag.” – Wiz Khalifa
Swag, the kryptonite of metal detectors.
".38 revolve like the sun round the Earth." - Jay Z
There’s a glitch in the matrix. The year 1492 never happened & Christopher Columbus was a ship-less peasant. Most people think the earth is flat, and the solar system is a mystery. The sun might be flat too, and it probably does revolve around the earth.
“I need you to listen to the vision/All your verses sound like dirty dishes.” - Jaden Smith
I hate the sound of dirty dishes. It’s almost as bad as the way nails on a chalkboard taste. Not quite as bad as the way the color purple smells, though.
“Double R, that’s a Rolls, paint it yellow like it’s dairy.” - Young Thug
If Young Thug ever offers you cereal, probably best to pass on the milk. Also pretend to like the car’s yellow paint job so he doesn’t get his feelings hurt.
That's a lucky charm/And I don't mean Corn Flakes." - Young Jeezy
I’m really glad he clarified. I was very confused by the way he said ‘lucky charm’. It sounded JUST like ‘corn flakes’.
“Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?” – Ghostface Killah
Why didn’t Descartes, Aristotle, or Locke answer the important questions? The nerve they must’ve had to call themselves intellectuals.
