I recently watched "Star Wars" for the first time and it was an experience. Needless to say, I was very confused, despite watching Episode IV first. (Side note: If it's the fourth one, then why should you watch it first?) Here are some of the many questions I had when I watched "Star Wars" for the first time:
Where is gravity?Giphy
How are they not floating around in the Millennium Falcon?
How are they not being sucked into space?Giphy
How are they able to walk/drive in and out of the space ships without being sucked into space?
What time period is this?Giphy
I don't think so.
Why don't all of the creatures get subtitles?Giphy
Why is Jabba the only one who gets subtitles? You mean to tell me Chewbacca's lines aren't important? Why is their gibberish included if it's not even important enough for subtitles?
Why is Darth Vader in charge?Giphy
Why are all of his followers cool with him breathing super loud and wearing a mask all the time?
Do the stormtroopers have a union?Giphy
They should be for the amount of hours they are logging!
Why did Obi dissolve when he was hit with the lightsaber?Giphy
Why did he dissolve and the monsters don't? Oh it's a Jedi thing? That makes TOTAL sense (not).
Why is Princess Leia so miserable?Giphy
She's hella grumpy.
Why do the robots talk so much?Giphy
Half the movie is robot banter.
So when does Darth Vader tell Luke that he's his father?Giphy
Spoiler alert? Whoops.