I've been dancing my whole life, and over the years, I've been asked some strange questions. So, here is a list of questions to stop asking your dancing friends/bae/roommate/enemy, etc.
1. "What kind of dance do you do?"
More than you do!
2. "Can you twerk?"
Obviously.
3. "Oh, so are you like, flexible?"
If you're asking this, I guarantee you're a creepy guy. Stop.
4. "Can you show me a move?"
Again, stop being creepy.
5. "Do you watch 'So You Think You Can Dance?'"
No, everyone gave up on that show like, four seasons ago.
6. "Where did you get that bruise?"
I was obviously killing it on the dance floor.
7. "So you're not like, a real athlete, right?"
Um, I would love to see the football team attempt a pirouette. Don't knock it if you can't do it.
8. "How do you make your bun like that?"
Pure talent.
9. "What was that noise?"
Every joint in my body cracks. Sorry.
10. "So you do like, 'Black Swan' stuff?"
Dancing, yes. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis getting weird, no.
11. "Wanna do something?"
Sorry, I have dance (as always).
12. "You'll never wear the costume again, right?"
Ever heard of Halloween?
