1. How are classes going?

"Oh yeah... they're going GREAT!!"

What you are actually thinking...

Internally screaming about how stressed I am and then I remember that there are still 3 more weeks before my impending death by finals. It's fine, I'll pull through. Everything will actually be great once finals are over. I'll be home for a month, I won't have to do any homework. It'll be GLORIOUS.

2. Have you decided what you want to do when you graduate?

"I'm considering my options right now!"

What you are actually thinking...

No, I actually have no idea what I'll be doing but I'll figure it out eventually, hahaha... I hope. Then I remember that I'm supposed to apply for internships, I wonder when those deadlines are?.... Yikes, I really need to get my life together before they figure out I actually have no idea what I'm doing.

3. Have you been ~dating~ anyone?

"No I've been busy with school work, and other activities on campus"

What you are actually thinking...

Ugh, why does this family constantly remind me of the fact that I am single? I know that they're curious but you can check my social media and see that CLEARLY, I am not dating anyone. Like, if I was dating someone everyone would probably be aware of it in some shape or form. It just makes me wonder if they think the only reason I'm in college is to find a husband. Finding a husband would be cool but homegirl has had good grades, some extracurricular activities, and some experience so she can get a job when she graduates. I ain't got time for that.

4. When will you graduate again?

"I'll be graduating in a year and a half."

What you are actually thinking...

Well, I HOPE I graduate in a year and a half. A lot can change, I could change my major, or maybe win the lottery and not need a degree. I just want that piece of $80 thousand paper that proves I can accomplish something and then frame it in an EXPENSIVE frame so I can show it all to all of the people who walk into my future office.

An actual representation of me at graduation

5. What is your major?

"I'm majoring in ____! I'm really excited about it because it's something I really like doing!"

What you are actually thinking...

Well, I'm PRETTY sure this is my major. It's been the same for a little while now, I would hope you would remember it! That's fine if you don't remember but my major is pretty cool and even though I'm going through all of this stress. I think when I'm done something great will come out of it. This is probably one of the only questions I like answering.