If Puberty Was A Game Show, It'd Be An Awful Lot Like This

If Puberty Was A Game Show, It'd Be An Awful Lot Like This

Make way for Puberty-Pardy.


We've all gone through puberty at some point. Whether you are an early or late bloomer only delays the inevitable. Voices get deeper, heights increase and we all know the rest. So one day while I was eating lunch, I was asked a very peculiar question.

"What would puberty be like if it was a game show?"

Well, I'm glad you asked.


Puberty-Pardy is the hit new game show that's sweeping the nation!

The game is played by spinning a wheel with random categories relating to puberty: Voice, Muscles, Hair, Height, Sexual Stuff, Pimples, and last but not least, B.O.

Harry: All right right ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Puberty-Pardy! I'm your host Harry Johnson, and I'll be introducing your contestants.

Harry: First up is Jimmy, a 12-year-old boy from Wisconsin. He was unwillingly dragged into this just like the rest of our contestants… Let's see what he has in store for us!

Jimmy: Oh boy! *spins wheel*

Harry: Oh my, Jimmy! You got Voice, tell me how it feels!

Jimmy: AMaaaZinnGGG!! *voice cracks* I cAANnnn FInnaaLLYy CAll OuTTAAaaa SChoOLll SiiccK!

Harry: You sure can! Go ahead and give it another try!

Jimmy: Yesss! *spins*

Harry: Congratulations! You got Hair! We'll check it out later…

Harry: Uh, it's double spin time! Go ahead and spin the wheel twice for us!

Jimmy: Wooo! *spins twice*

Harry: Sweet mama, Jimmy! You got Height and Muscles! How do you feel?!

Jimmy: *Morphs into the Hulk* GIRLSSS.

Harry: Oh, dear. It seems he's going off on a Hormone Rampage.


Harry: Alrighty… Thanks for watching, folks!

Curtains close, with high pitched screaming and the shattering of glass in the background.

Yeah... that sounds about right.

Popular Right Now

7 Things You Do If You’re One Of Those 'I Always Order Chicken Tenders' People

It's hard to love food but also hate it at the same time.


Growing up, my mom would usually have to cook me a separate dinner from my siblings. Why? Because I was ridiculously picky and wouldn't eat the same foods as everyone else. Trust me, it gets old. It's not my fault certain things just taste gross, you learn to live with it.

1. You eat something you hate just to see if you still hate it

I'll take a bite of a burger every once in a while just to reaffirm that it still tastes like dirt. I just have to know. Don't even get me started on vegetables.

2. When trying to explain what you actually like to eat, people give you major side eye

Don't ask me about my eating habits unless you want to get into a long, confusing conversation.

3. Eating at someone else’s house when you were younger was a pain

You hate to tell their parents just how much you hate the food that they gave you. So, you sucked it up and ate it anyway only to come home and whine to your parents.

4. There’s one thing on any menu you always fall back on...even if it’s on the kids menu

Pizza, maybe. Chicken tenders, always.

5. Trying a new food is a very proud moment

It's like, wow! Look at me being all adventurous.

6. When you realize you actually like some new food, that’s an even more amazing moment

Crazy times. This rarely happens.

7. Sometimes it’s the texture, sometimes it’s the flavor, all the time it’s left on your plate

Oops. At restaurants it's either left on your plate or your order is very specified.

Related Content

Connect with a generation
of new voices.

We are students, thinkers, influencers, and communities sharing our ideas with the world. Join our platform to create and discover content that actually matters to you.

Learn more Start Creating

15 James Corden Carpool Karaokes That Are The Define Of A Jam Sesh

"Traffic is terrible, thanks for helping me get to work!"


When James Corden came onto the late night television screen, my mom and I were hooked. He was so funny and had many great ideas for his show. One being, Carpool Karaoke, which is our favorite.

​​​​1. Cardi B​​​​

This one just made me laugh so hard. Cardi is just herself which is what makes the whole video! Plus her driving (because she does have a drivers license) will get ya!

​2. M​igos

Adding in their twist to songs and even rapping their new ones. This was good.

3. Nick Jonas and Demi Lovato

These two go way back to their Disney Channel times. Listening to their angelic voices plus their stories is really entertaining.

4. Bruno Mars

His smile to his vocals you don't want to miss out on this one!

5. Jennifer Lopez

The funny questions to the insane car dance moves this is great!

6. Adam Levine

Throwing some nostalgia into their ride. This one will be sure to make you smile!

7. Justin Bieber vol. 2

Classic and new JB, what can go wrong?

8. Stevie Wonder

For all you 70s and 80s kids, this one is for you!

9. Adele

"Hello...it's me...I was wondering if after all these years we could meet...and drive around."

10. Lady Gaga

Her vocals are just amazing!

11. Shawn Mendes

You can tell he does not need any autotune!

12. Broadway ft. Hamilton and more

This made all my broadway song dreams come true!

13. Sam Smith

He's killing it!!!

14. All I Want For Christmas Is You

This makes my day every time he comes out with the Christmas Carpool Karaoke!

15. Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)

Yall this is just so great and funny!

Related Content

Facebook Comments