SHOCKER! Not all of us women decide we're going to be proper and have sweaters tied around our shoulders all the time. Sure, we can act ladylike, but it can only last for so long. It's hard being a lady with all the expectations and pressures in the world. Sometimes, a girl has to let loose and get grimy.
1. Eating in public can be hard. Sometimes we eat our Chipotle bowl, and it ends up on our oversized T-shirt, but that's OK! We're just saving it for later…
2. Occasionally, second-day makeup is a thing. All you have to do is take a little makeup remover to where it smudged and then you can be on your merry way.
3. Raise your hand if you know the dirtiest rap songs of your friend group.
4. Not shaving our legs — thank you, winter!
5. Yes, we fart and we poop…and we think it's funny.
6. Sometimes ugly cuss words come out of our mouths. Big deal.
7. When we get a wax, sometimes we say horrible words and want to scream out "Kelly Clarkson" like Steve Carrell in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin."
8. The most exciting part of our day isn't putting on all of our makeup and clothes; it's taking them off when we get back home. We do not like pants. Or bras.
9. We do not always eat healthy.
10. We belch. We belch a lot.
11. Yes, sometimes we sit with our legs open. That doesn't mean they're open for you or for your glances.
12. Our sweat glands work, sometimes too much.
13. Outfit rule: If no one saw you wear it the first day, it's good for day two.
14. Girls talk. A lot of the times our talk is cheap humor and filled with a lot of graphic detail.
15. Going commando is not just a guy thing. It's a human thing and it's pure bliss. Plus, sometimes laundry day gets pushed to next weekend.
16. We have double chin contests, and they're hilariously awesome. That's what Snapchat's for, right?
17. We take screenshots of everything and send it to other ladies so we can talk crap. It's tacky, but we all do it.
18. Wedgies. They're horrible. Sometimes we have to do a shimmy-buttshake-slide sort of dance to get it out without notice; other times it's a hands-on experiment. Yikes.
19. Sniffing your armpits. I've done it, you've done it, we've all done it.
20. OK…maybe not like that….
It happens to the best of us! We've all been there, done that! It does not make you less of a lady. It simply means you're human. Sometimes we have to be unappealing to be vulnerable. So forget being the perfect lady and having all the right manners. Where's the fun in that? Live your life and don't feel guilty about being a little disgusting sometimes.
