Atlanta, GA - After arriving to the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in his Secret Service motorcade, President Donald Trump was booed by football fans waiting outside the National Championship game. However, the president seemed to view the experience with a different perspective when he tweeted:
President Trump went on to follow up his tweet with another that read, "...Boos aren't always bad. Every time Melania and I get in bed she 'boos' me and at least one of us is always left satisfied and smiling!" When Melania was reached for comment, she did not respond verbally but instead pursed her lips and stared blankly into the horizon, sources said.
At press time, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said, "Listen here, maggots, we don't need to be wasting our time with questions about Twitter! You're making my blood-pressure rise and I feel some heartburn coming on," as her eye twitched at reporters.
Reporters were not able to gather further details due to Sanders vaulting over her podium and pouncing on CNN journalist Jim Acosta like a grizzly bear protecting her cub.
When sources called the White House for an official statement regarding the President's public approval rating they were denied, but were told that Trump was planning an announcement for military action against North Korea that would be "assured to garner more 'boos' than ever before," sources say.