A little girl, while trying to tame her hair,
Cut too much off in her despair,
Said her hairdresser "You were too rash,
But I'll fix it for some cash."
But the girl had no money to spare.
Janice was always a bit rude,
But her friend Evan was ever so shrewd.
He knew she always spoke,
As if everything was a joke,
And everyone was in a perpetual bad mood.