Once upon a time there was a vegan,

One with a very powerful vision.

Dreaming of a world free of meat-eaters,

She blogged about her hatred of bone-lickers,

Hoping to spread the growth of herbivores,

However, sometimes she explores,

Into the world of a crazy cannibal.

When she starts to feel like she’s in a jumble,

She goes by her neighborhood bar,

Picks out a person who has gone too far.

She invites them into her home,

When they come in she says, “Shalom!”

She feeds them well and has good manners,

Until they drop into her meat grinders.

It squishes their bones inside of their bodies.

She pounds their remains into patties,

And grills them till their hot and steamy.

She bites into the meat that’s juicy.

Coming out of her trance, she begins to feel,

Sad about the creature she just had for a meal.

She cries and she cries as she begins to think,

“What have I done! I need a drink!”

Running to her laptop she grabs a bottle,

Looking at the screen she begins to fumble,

Over the keys typing out her hate,

of meat-eaters until she screams, “Wait!

What if my followers saw me like this!”

She began to look around trying to dismiss,

the thought of anyone who had seen her eating,

the flesh of a creature whose heart was not beating.

Not wanting this to occur again,

She looked down at her computer and began,

Typing up a story to her followers,

About a boy and a girl walking through flowers,

The girl liked the boy truth be told,

But the boy was not very in control,

Of his emotions and sometimes he turned,

Into a terrible monster who spurned,

Everyone who worked against him,