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20 Times A Slice Of Pizza Was The Answer To All Life's Problems

Pizza is always there for you, through thick and thin.

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20 Times A Slice Of Pizza Was The Answer To All Life's Problems
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If there is any one thing that's a constant in life, it would have to be the reliability and deliciousness of a good old slice of pizza. You can dress it up with toppings and spices, or down by eating it cold as leftovers the next day. To expand further, maybe pizza isn't your thing (impossible) but you like something else with cheese and sauce. basically, the idea here is that dough, cheese, and sauce comprise the Holy Trinity of foods-and together, these ingredients will never and can never disappoint. Below, you'll find 20 perfect times to whip out that pizza:

1. While studying for a test or doing work.

Pizza is brain food, right?

2. After failing a test.

Why did you think that eating instead of studying would actually work?

3. When you get that "you up?" text.

Nope, do not respond. Eat some pizza instead.

4. Hanging out with friends.

Nothing says bonding like some warm carbs.

5. Before going out for the night.

The right playlist and the right snack foods can determine the rest of your night, so do it right.

6. When you come back from a night out.

As always, pizza fulfills both the "before" and "after" of any given situation.

7. For breakfast.

Who says pizza doesn't go along with eggs and pancakes?

8. Anytime you're happy about something.

I mean, you gotta celebrate with the best.

9. Anytime you're sad about something.

A true best friend is always there for you. Plus, ever heard of comfort food?

10. When you're bored.

Why be bored when you can eat something, instead?

11. In the middle of a Netflix binge.

Who needs Netflix and chill when you can have Netflix and cheese?

12. After a day at the beach.

Specific, but also just true.

13. Right in the middle of class.

Just go for it. Don't be shy.

14. Family reunions.

Forget uncomfortable conversations about politics, eat some pizza!

15. When you meet someone new.'

Avoid any awkward silences and just stuff your mouth.

16. When you're trying to save money.

Pizza is both inexpensive and also still delicious.

17. If you're trying to eat healthy.

All that tomato sauce means that pizza should definitely count as a vegetable.

18. After you've given up on your summer bod.

Okay let's be real, pizza does not count as a vegetable.

19. If you want something to eat without feeling too full.

Pizza can be served as an entree, a side dish, or a side dish. It's very versatile.

20. Whenever you want to.

I mean, seriously, who needs an excuse to eat pizza?

In conclusion, it is clear that there is only one right answer when it comes to when the right time to eat pizza is: always. You don't need an excuse and you certainly don't need to wait until mealtime for a slice of pizza. Just go for it, don't be shy.

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