It's that time of year again! Flowers, chocolates, romantic dates... Oh wait, that's right, you don't have a date. But have no fear! With a little help from the cast of Archer, I have put together a perfect date night for you and that special someone.

But before I even begin to outline the perfect Valentine's Day date, I first have to start with the concept of actually asking somebody out. Which can be stressful- but don't worry. A pickup line like this should do the trick:

I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

Now that the hard part is done and over with, the Archer cast and I can now help you with what could potentially be the best Valentine's Day ever.

First off... Guys, the most important thing is the flowers. Under no circumstances can you forget the flowers, specifically red roses.

Unless you're a girl. You can't exactly get a guy flowers. But you can always get him something much, much cooler. Like an ocelot.

Now that I've covered the gifts, it's time to worry about dinner. You can never go wrong with a classic dinner date. Just don't forget the reservations, or you could end up starving to death.

There's also nothing wrong with a home cooked meal. Keep it simple- spaghetti and meatballs, anyone?

Just make sure you're both aware of any food allergies prior to dinner so neither of you suffer the same fate as Pam.

After dinner, you two lovebirds can go see a Broadway play or a movie.

Or you could just go out for a drink.

And maybe, just maybe, if you guys really click, you can have an "adult sleepover" if you know what I mean *wink wink*.

(Hey, I don't judge, whatever you're into...)

But don't feel pressured. You don't HAVE to do that. Because, to quote Archer himself...

(Or in this case, ababy. Or some awful STD. Or both.)

A simple goodnight kiss is fine.

Following these tips will guarantee you the perfect Valentine's Day date.*

Happy Valentines Day! XOXO, the Archer cast.

*Don't actually follow these tips or it could turn into a "danger zone."